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alleged Child Molester?
What's a Sardonic Simian?
Sardonic, according to the Hypertext Webster Gateway means: disdainfully or ironically humorous; scornful and mocking; Simian, also according to the Hypertext Webster Gateway means: Of or pertaining to the family {Simiad[ae]}, which, in its widest sense, includes all the Old World apes and monkeys; also, apelike. So why a Sardonic Simian? Well, I can't be a Man, because that's sexist, and not politically correct,I can't be a Person, because that has a male word in it,
I can't be a Human (got that man word in it),
I can't be a people, because I'm only one of me,
I can't call myself a Homosapien, that would get into all that homophobia stuff, and I'm not even bicoastal, I guess I have to be more generic than that, I choose to be a simian,
and this very statement makes me sardonic.
