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Strange coincidences between Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both of their wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Both were shot with one bullet.

Both were rumored to be killed in a conspiracy.
Neither was confirmed to be a conspiracy.

Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theater.
Kennedy was shot in a card made by the Ford Motor Company (a Lincoln no less)

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Their first names both contain six letters.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names comprise fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Both assassins were assassinated before their trials.

The only complete filming of Kennedy's assasination was shot by Abraham Zapruder.
The only complete account of Lincoln's assasination was written by John Zelfindorfer.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was with friends in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with his friend Marilyn Monroe.

Lincoln's last child, Tad, had his funeral held on July 16, 1871.
Later he was exhumed and moved to a different grave site.
Kennedy's son JFK Jr. was lost at sea on July 16, 1999.
Later he was found, brought up, and then re-burried at sea.

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john f kennedy was shot 3 times twice in the head and once through the wrist.just thought you should know.
Contributed by   on 2000-04-11 00:00:00

Just wanted to say that Marilynn Maonraoe died in 1962.
Contributed by   on 2000-05-04 00:00:00

Just wanted to say that this is how you spell Marilyn Monroe.
Anonymously contributed on 2000-05-05 00:00:00

Lincoln's sister in law was named Marina. Kennedy once kept his yacht in a marina.

Lincoln was born in a log cabin. Kennedy once spilled Log Cabin Syrup in his father's Lincoln.
Contributed by   on 2000-05-17 00:00:00

Both Kennedy and Lincoln suffered from depression. Lincoln was manic depressive most of his life and Kennedy had bouts of depression during his bad back spells.
Anonymously contributed on 2000-08-04 00:00:00

Lincoln never had a secretary named Kennedy. He had two male secretaries, one named John Hays and the other I think was named Nicolay.
Contributed by   on 2001-02-03 00:00:00

Kennedy was warned before his death by a person named Booth and Lincoln was warned by a person named Oswald
Anonymously contributed on 2001-03-31 00:00:00

Concerning JFK's death, he was not shot from the back. The Zapruder film (funny how Zapruder should have been there so conveniently that day, isn't it?) confirms that since his head snapped BACK and to the LEFT he was obviously shot from the front and to his right. And I don't believe he was shot with only one bullet - the autopsies found seven wounds in Governor Connolly and JFK combined, in different places. How could one bullet shatter a wrist radius, a thigh, AND head? Not possible. This brings up the idea of multiple shooters. Sickening, isn't it? And what I want to know is, where was the Secret Service? There should have been at least twice as much protection there, especially considering how they were warned beforehand that his life was in danger. Conspiracy? I think so. It's so sad that this had to happen to such a great man.
Contributed by   on 2001-07-06 00:00:00

I just wanted to add a comment: I believe that the assassination was obviusly planned, but isn't strange that so many other male family members have died? Take JFK jr for example, what happened to all the evidence concerning his plane crash? Why wasn't the control tower helping him? Maybe I am not well informed, but I believe these are questions everyone has.
Anonymously contributed on 2002-05-03 00:00:00

JFK wasn't shot once or three times. He was shot twice. Once in the upper back which exited under his neck and some how shatted the governers rist (magic bullet, i think not). He was then shot in the right side of his head above his ear and somehow, the bullet managed to go into the back of the governer in the UPPER back, travel down and exit below his right nipple and hit his knee. These bullets were fired from the sixth story of a building at the east corner which would give the shooter a bad angle and in stead of the bullet hitting the governer it would have hit his wife. Also, even though Oswald was supposidly in the 6th floor of the warehouse, he was over 300 yards away and the angle would have made the bullet exit JFK and exit around the governers chest and hit the dash board from that angel. Magic bullet, i think not. The third shot missed. All three shots were fired ir rapid cession meaning he either had and automatic rifle or there were mutliple shooters.
Anonymously contributed on 2002-05-19 00:00:00

IT IS SO INTERESTING THAT 140 + YEARS AFTER THE lINCOLN ASSISINATION AND 40 PLUS YEARS RE; JFK"S THAT THERE ARE STILL SO MANY UN-ANSWERED QUESTIONS. CAN EVER EXPECT TO LEARN THE "REAL STORY"
Contributed by   on 2003-08-16 00:00:00

jfk was shot twice once in the neck then the head then the gvenor conoly was shot o the rist wich mad himdrop his hat then the magic bullet theory became i say that i was a cluster bullet but it is still unknown
Contributed by   on 2003-09-10 00:00:00

Abraham was born 1809 JFK was born 1909
Anonymously contributed on 2003-11-21 00:00:00

no matter the similaritys bettween them they were two of the greatest presidents that ever lived and that should have been the first similarity on the list but we as americans tend to over look that sort of thing
Anonymously contributed on 2003-12-14 00:00:00

Although this is all very interesting, just wanted to add that Lincoln was born in 1809 however, JFK was born in 1917 contrary to previously stated.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-01-28 09:02:41

Both President Lincoln & President Kennedy were shot in the presence of their wives. Both were sitting besides their slain husbands.
Contributed by   on 2004-01-29 09:27:42

If you think you knew all the coincidences, check this out!

The John Kerry/John Edwards -- John Kennedy – Abraham Lincoln coincidences

1. John Kerry has the same initials as John Kennedy. (John F. Kerry & John F. Kennedy)

2. There is a double "r" in Kerry and a double "n" in Kennedy.

3. Kerry and Kennedy begins with "k" and end with "y".

4. Kennedy was born Massachusetts. Kerry represents Massachusetts.

5. Kennedy was Roman Catholic. Kerry is Roman Catholic.

6. People are saying that both John Kerry and John Edwards remind them of John and Robert Kennedy.

7. John Edwards gre up in Robbins, NC. The first letters are also short for Robert.

8. Kennedy has 7 letters and Edwards has 7 letters.

9. John Kennedy was a senator before being elected president and both Edwards and Kerry are senators.

10. There are a total of 3 senators running for president. (John Edwards, John Kerry & Joseph Lieberman) John Kennedy's father was named "Joseph".

11. John Kennedy's brother is named "Edward" Kennedy and he is endorsing John Kerry.

12. Edwards and Kerry both have the same first name (thats two Johns) John Kennedy's son was known as "John-John".

13. John Kennedy was known as "Jack". John Edwards has a son named "Jack".

14. John Kennedy had a sister named "Kathleen". John Edwards has a daughter named "Cathrine".

15. John Edwards has a mother named "Bobbie" and a father named "Wallace". Robert or "Bobby" Kennedy ran for president against George "Wallace" in 1968.

16. John Kennedy had a sister named Eunice "Mary" Kennedy. John Kennedy's mother was named Rose "Elizabeth" Fitzgerald. John Kennedy had a sister named Jean "Ann" Kennedy. The middle names of these women are the names of John Edward's wife. "Mary Elizabeth Anania Edwards".

17. Abraham Lincoln's Sister-in-law was also named "Elizabeth Edwards" Lincoln Wife was named "Mary Ann Lincoln"


18. Abraham Lincoln had two sons named “Robert” and “Edward” Robert (Lincoln’s son) married “ Mary Eunice Harlan” John Kennedy’s sister was named “Eunice Mary Kennedy”

19. (Lincoln’s son) Robert’s 2nd son Abraham was known as “Jack” just as John Kennedy and John Edward’s son.

20. Robert Kennedy had a daughter named Mary "Kerry" Kennedy.

21. The wives of Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy spoke fluent French. John Kerry's wife speaks fluent French.

22. Going to the moon was brought up during the Kennedy years. Going to the moon was brought up during John Edwards and John Kerry's campaign.

23. The two NFL teams that have made it to the 2004 super bowl are the Carolina Panthers of North Carolina and the New England Patriots of Massachusetts. John Edwards is senator for North Carolina and John Kerry is senator for Massachusetts.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-01-29 12:39:59

I cannot believe what I have been reading. That last little tidbit about the birthdates just really got to me.
John F. Kennedy was born on May 29, 1917. Abraham Lincoln was born on February 12, 1809. Kennedy was warned by a psychic named Jeanne Dixon, not to go to Dallas. Lincoln dreamed of his own death a few nights before his assassination..a dream he had frequently. Booth ran from a theater, and was found in a BARN. Oswald was the one who ran from a warehouse and was found in the theater. The Lincolns went for a carriage ride in the VA countryside the day he was assassinated. The Kennedys were at a breakfast in Dallas, subsequently traveling by Airforce One to the Trademart in Fort Worth. I don't even want to get started on the single bullet comment in your article. I have been reading these articles of "phenomenon" since the days directly following the death of JFK. I thought I'd seen them all however, like this article, I was wrong.
Contributed by   on 2004-02-07 02:04:16

It's all just a Propaganda! Vote FPJ for President!
Anonymously contributed on 2004-02-09 06:33:49

"Missing the Obvious":

It is a known fact that most presidents (during these modern times) ride around in the presidential limosine that is bullet proof. JFK's limosine was bullet proof as well as Lyndon Johnson's limosine. However on that fateful day that JFK was assasinated, his limosine did not have the "bubble" on it as it was referred to back then. His vice presidents limosine did not have the bubble on it either. Bubble referring to the roof being up or on. The roof that is built to protect the passengers from a bullet being shot at them. Which causes one to think about this from a different perspective.

The shooter from the school book warehouse has what hunters would call a 'blind' set up in the building. He hides behind it to carry out his deed. Ok, that much is acceptable and believable. But I wonder, the 'hunter' is building a shooting blind, and that in the middle of very heavy, weighty and tight security. Law enforcement going back and forth in the building checking and rechecking ALL the floors to make sure things are secure. In the midst of that high level of security, Oswald is building a shooting 'blind'? Hmmmm, I'll get back to that in a minute. Something just does not ad up there at all. Oswald in that hour is risking everything to take out Kennedy. As I said, I'll return to that in a moment.

Oswald goes about setting up his blind, in facts plans for weeks or even months, if not an entire year, I repeat, if not an ENTIRE "YEAR". Interesting, goes way out of his way in order to take out the president. Oswald was a VERY comitted man indeed.

Well from day one, Oswald has many things he has to figure out in order to take out JFK. So many things have to fall exactly into place to pull off his plan. Firstly JFK has to show up at the same place Oswald will be, hiding behind that cardboard box "hunting blind".

Now, there is Oswald hiding behind his blind and lo and behold, here comes President John F. Kennedy and his wife in their limosine. As they round the corner Oswald lifts his rifle to the window, letting it rest on the sill in order to get a more stable shot off when the Presidents limosine is in a perfect shooting trajectory.

Oswalds palms are sweaty. For months he has been planning on this attack. Going over his plans time after time, looking for anything that would hinder his dastardly deed. Every morning for the past 6 months he has awaken with this plot being at the forefront of his day. Examining each and every aspect of his plan for the slightest detail that would destroy his "hunting trip".

The moment is now here, everything is coming together just as he planned. The shooting blind is perfect, no one can see him crouched behind it. His rifle is ready, plenty of ammunition. No one in the room with him, the building is pretty much empty, with most people being outside anticipating the arrival of their beloved president.

Before Oswald is the limosine of the most powerful man in the world. Taking the rifle now to his shoulder, Oswald steadies it on the windowsill once again and against his body, bringing the vehicle into the sites of his gun. Controlling his breathing, calming his nerves, Oswald moves his trigger finger to the mechanism that will in a heartbeat, take the life of the President of the United States of America. One last time Oswald lines up the President in his sites, making sure that the "right" side of the brain, which controls the left side of the body, including the electronic beat of the heart, is targeted. All looks well, as Oswald quickly runs through all these calculations that he has examined on a daily basis now for the past 6 months. Today is the day, John F. Kennedy is the trophy on this Safari, Oswald the hunter. On a crystal clear day the hunter and the hunted are within striking distance. Today history will record that the most powerful man governing the most powerful nation the world has ever seen, was assasinated by a man sympathetic to the communist cause.

His game is now perfectly aligned with his rifle. All is ready, the crowd is completely oblivious to what is about to unfold above them. History, will it record this hour as it really is, or will it once again be covered up and proclaimed to be something altogether entirely different? Either way, as far as Oswald is concerened this is his day, nothing is going to stop him, fate has seen to it that he will be known as the man who took the life of the most powerful man in the world.

No time left, pull the trigger Oswald silently speaks to himself...... Oh Damn!!!! What the he--, after all I have done to bring this day to fruition, of all things, the only thing I could not control, President Kennedy's limosine is protected by the bullet proof bubble!!!!! Damn him and that damn capitalist Secret Service!!!! I'll never have a chance like this again Oswald thinks to himself as he withdraws his rifle from the window planning for another day, a day when the risk is just as super high as it was today. Now, to get this bag with my rifle in it past security at the front door of the School book Depository building. I hope they are too excited about the parade and just let me by.

The previous story has been told for your entertainment, the names were not changed to protect the witnesses. But one does wonder, if a man who is bent on taking the life of the President, a very loved President that is, put himself in such a risky situation as to have to pass through security at the front door of the Depository building? And, what were the chances that the Presidents limosine would have the "bubble" not protecting him on that fateful day? In order for Oswalds plans to come to pass, there was one catch to all of it that was out of his control, the bullet proof roof and windows. But somehow, on that fateful day, all the planets lined up perfectly and Oswalds "prey" just so happened to be without his 'protection'.

One wonders......what were the chances it all came together just so perfectly. One thing before I close, on the day Kennedy travelled down that parade route, sometime before that arrival, Vice President Lyndon Johnson had encouraged the Secret Service to allow them to travel in their limosines without the "bubble". And somehow on that fateful day, Lee Harvey Oswald happened to show up at the School Book Depository Building, rifle in hand, hunting "blind" secure and John F. Kennedy's limosine was topless. Earlier that day the Presidents travelling group had visited elsewhere in Texas and did it with the "bubble" on their limosines. They were protected from any assasins bullet with the bullet proof roof and windows. Lyndon Johnson encourages the Secret Service to allow them to travel down that parade route without their protective covering.....Now ladies and gentlema, what were the chances Oswald would be so lucky that day? What were the chances..... Had the roof been on Kennedy's car, he no doubt would be alive or else recently passed away. Then again, taking into consideration the fact that powerful men went to such great lengths to assasinate Kennedy, I highly doubt Kennedy ever stood a chance of living out his days to the fullest. One way or another President Kennedy was a marked man. Why? Forget about Castro, forget about the Soviet Union, forget about all that stuff they want us to think is the cause of his demise. Stop looking at the white line on the road, lift up our beeks and look elsewhere. Starting with the limosine and it's lack of protection.... Is it just coincidence that everything came together so perfectly that fateful day? Or was it intricately planned and carried out in the way it was, as to divert our attention back then from something else that may have been going on?

Let's lift up our noses from the painted line and start expanding our investigation and that NOT on the evidence they have supplied us with. Truth is ultimately impossible to cover up. Somewhere in the whole cover up, the truth is starring America in the face. And for the past 41 years that cover up has been affecting the daily course of this nation on a very personal level.

Forget about what we are being told to look so keenly at in this assasination, how it all unfolded, look outside the box, look outside of where they have been encouraging us to look for the past 41 years. Stop looking at it the way they have designed it all to be viewed for the past 41 years. Over that time period they've had the entire nation looking at the "white line" on the road just like one does with a chicken. I'm sure you've heard about that little trick that can be done with a chicken. You take its nose/beek and hold it down to a white line, the chicken will just stand there starring at it indefinitely. For 41 years we've been starring at that white line. Time to lift our heads up and look elsewhere and see what could really be going on about that fateful day the people of the United States of America were lied to by their own government.

For months Oswald makes plans to take out JFK. One day the planets line up just perfectly, the presidential limosine is topless, Kennedy is taken out in a heartbeat. And believe me, Kennedy did not die at the hospital. They took out the right side of his brain that controls the left side of the body. Specifically where the heart resides. They knew very very very well what they were up to, even to knowing which side of the brain to take out in order to ensure that Kennedy did not survive the assasination. This was a surgical strike, implemented and carried out effortlessly. President Kennedy was indeed set up that day. No doubt about it. None whatsoever.

Kennedy lost his mind that day..... An actor took out Lincoln at the Ford Theater. Lincoln was shot in the head.... So many coincidences, only one thing left to bring all those coincidences together and wrap up this investigation.... An actor took out Lincoln. Lincoln was shot in the head. Kennedy was shot in the head.... In keeping with that whole line of reasoning and coincidences, for the sake of discussion, take a look around the nation today, what actor is living yet has his mind completely gone? What actor, loved just like John F Kennedy was by the masses, now sits in a misty forest, his mind utterly and completely gone? Alive, but not alive, trapped in a prison he designed decades ago for himself by plotting behind the scenes to take the life of a man who the nation adored? The last thing any of us would ever believe or draw a conclusion on. Oh dear God, you don't mean former President (I'll let you fill in the gap here).....No way, not that president, how dare you speak such blasphemous words about that man. And to do it when he is in the condition he is in, how utterly disgraceful of you.

Really? Is it? Is that what they don't want us to know about? Keeping us looking in the "other" direction? Not even thinking such an act could be possible by that particular president? Since when is any human being not capable of comitting crimes. Since when is anyone whoever they may be, not considered a possible suspect. When you rule out certain individuals in an investigation and do it before you gather all the facts, you are not conducting the investigation properly.

What they did in November of 1963 and the cover up, directly impacts our lives today in such subtle ways, we cannot see it, but believe me, it is all going on whether we want to admit it or not. Why is it that 41 years later, we still feel the sting of that fateful day? Because there is more to it than just the assasination of a President, a world leader. That day marks something else to the men who were behind the assasination. And they know it, it was a day in history as far as they were and are concerened that changed the direction of this nation forever. Or at least until their intricate plan is uncovered, exposed for what it really was back then. November 1963 was not only the month that the President of the United States of America was shot, that month marks the beginning of a new hour, a new day, a new age, a new birth, the birth of a nation th ose in high places back then knew about and intentionally planned for. They know what they did that month, they pulled it off....and to this day know it and don't want us to figure out what they were ultimately up to then. But as I stated earlier, the truth has a way of popping up when you least expect it. So go ahead, burry the seed of the truth regarding the Kennedy assasination and one day it will sprout, it will grow and in the end you will not be able to hide it. Why else after 41 years do the people of America still question the Kennedy assasination and it's coverup? Time will tell, it will most assuredly tell...



Missing The Obvious? Or just looking in a new direction?

Anonymously contributed on 2004-02-14 14:48:34

Answer these questions and you will know who was behind Kennedy's assination. Who hated Kennedy with a passion? Who stood the most to gain from his death? Who had the opportunity (i.e. who planned the Dallas trip, the itinerary etc.?)? Who made the remark that he was "only a heartbeat away from the Presidency"?
Anonymously contributed on 2004-02-22 00:04:07

Those questions you refer to, if answered will reveal who was behind the assasination... Well there is only one problem, those answers you refer to are prompted in this investigation because that is exactly what they want us to ask.

Forget about asking "their" questions.... If the whole thing is a set up and a frame, then the last thing you do is answer the questions that appear to be so obvious at first glance. You have to look past the smoke screen that the whole thing created. Look beyond the obvious back in 1963. Turn your head completely away from where the "gang of assassins" wants us to look on that fateful day.

Remember, they designed the whole attack. Down to many of the last details. Details that they knew would prompt several key questions. And if you asked the questions as you investigate this matter, in the end you will find that they have prepared ahead of time what appears to be the "Right" answer to each and every question.

A good detective looks past the obvious, he looks at the bizarre, the impossible and even the rediculous, to be able to weed out what isn't the real truth.

Obviously Vice President Johnson was the one to benefit from Kennedy dying.

Obviously whoever set up the itinerary for that afternoon could be a suspect possibly.

Obviously all that appears on the surface in all of this is no doubt all a possibility to be the truth. But remember, from the very beginning of this whole thing, all was preplanned. Down to the last detail. And what we see in the end, even 41 years later, is exactly WHAT "THEY" want us to see. And automatically what we see provokes questions and even seems to provide answers. But to what, the coverup they designed way ahead of time. I mean they had this thing planned down to the "magic bullet" theory and everyone in the know back then who was important went for it.

There will be certain key elements in the investigation that will reveal themselves that are beyond the control of human beings. The weather for example (at least I hope they can't control that now....), or if the car would actaully keep going down the street in front of the school book depository building. It could have stalled for any number of reasons, cars are not perfect. Or the governments patsy (Oswald) his gun could have jammed. There are so many things that could have happened but didn't happen.

I would not question this or investigate this based upon what appears on the surface. What appears to be the obvious. But in the obvious and on the surface, look for what cannot be completely controlled by "human hands".

Investigating this with the evidence provided us by the government back then, there are certain things that do not logically make sense. They just don't ad up. The magic bullet theory for one. Or the fact that a nutcase bent on taking the Presidents life just happened to get lucky that day and unfolding before him was the presidents limosine without it's protective bubble....bullet proof protection.

There are many other things that will pop up if we stop looking in the direction they want us to look in. Look entirely elsewhere. Look at the crime scene if you will, but don't look at it the way they want you to or tell you to.

JFK... hmmm, why can't we lay you to rest...
Anonymously contributed on 2004-02-22 10:32:52

At least there are other normal people out there who know the facts. JFK was shot by 2 bullets not 3, remember out of the three shots the 2nd one missed and hit the curb, on the other side of the car. The piece of the curb is in the national archives. Most likely it was a conspiracy but it is yet to be proven.
Contributed by   on 2004-02-28 11:12:31

The ongoing investigation of the American People....

Dateline Saturday, 2-28-2004

It is a known fact, that the limosine the President was riding in that fateful day, was redirected at the last minute down an unsecured route. At the very last minute, the very last "second" if that helps to show the immediacy of this "act", "event", "detour"....the limosine was sent down another street. This street just happened to be in the gunsights of a would be but as yet unknown assasin. Named Lee Harvey Oswald.

Question, based upon the evidence found within the School book Depository building, that evidence being a shooting blind built by Oswarld, to hide himself and his impending deed, did Oswald get lucky that day that Kennedy passed by his shooting blind? Did Oswald just so happen to pick the right day that the presidents limo would be detoured at the last second, forced to go down an unsecured street. A steet that was not a part of the public announcement of the Presidents route a few days ahead time, enabling the public to know where his car was going, so they could catch a glimpse of him passing by, their president who kicked the butts of the Russians previously in Cuba?

Oswals sets up a shooting blind in a building that was not going to be in shooting distance, of the Presidents Limosine had it gone the other direction it was intended to go, as pre planned and pre arranged by the Secret Service.

If the game you are hunting is going to be making its way along a path in the woods, don't you or doesn't it stand to reason in your mind that you set up your shooting or hunting blind along that particular path? Especially the one that has been announced to the public days in advance, that their president would be visible along that route, if they wanted to run outside and catch a glimpse of him before his motorcade has passed on, down the street, far out of eyesight?

Well the pre planned route was not followed. At the very last minute the limosine was detoured. Sent off in another direction. In a direction of a hunter who had built a shooting blind, a hunting blind if you will, along a route that had not been publicly broadcast to the people days ahead of time, declaring to the people....Hey folks, this is the route your president will be taken when he arrives here in a few days...... Make sure you get your seat ahead of time if you want to catch a glimpse of him.... His motorcade will not stop to chat, he will have to continue moving forward. You know how it is, we have to protect the president at all times.

So there goes Kennedys motorcade, redirected down a street that was NOT on the pre planned route, broadcast to the public ahead of time, that this is where they could find their beloved president, the man who single handedly had kicked the Communists and their missiles out of Cuba.

How very interesting indeed.....

If you are going to go after the big game, do you set up your shooting blind, hunting blind, where your game will NOT be? Or where it will be? According to the publicly broadcast announcement, Kennedys motorcade was NEVER going to be going down and through Daily Plaza. It was suppose to go in another direction. No where near the School Book Depository Building. No where near it. And according to the government back then, we are to believe that some nutcase, Lee Harvey Oswald, got lucky that day, set up his shooting blind, along a route where his prospective "game" was never ever ever, meant to be...... Hmmmm...... Poor Oswald.... poor poor Oswald.... and they said he was a communist sympathizer... That poor ol boy..... how sad.....

The limo was suppose to go right and instead it went left and that at the last second....and Oswald just so happened to get lucky that day, setting up a hunting blind along a route that the president was never suppose to take in the fist place...... Golly gee whiz Mabel, with these kind of chances, I think I am going to head off to Las Vegas and try me my luck at the cra ps table..... who knows, maybe the planets will all line up just so and I will win me a trillion dollars.....

Lee Harvey Oswald
Lyndon Baines Johnson

Same number of sylables to the names.... almost the same cadence to each name as you speak them outloud, seperate of one another, not after the other......say it..... I wonder.... I just wonder....
Anonymously contributed on 2004-02-28 15:36:57

Not only was the Presidents motorcade taken on a detour that day, so to was the entire nation. And that intentionally. Not because out of necessity, to cover up the assasination. But for a bigger reason. Something much bigger, broader reaching, down the halls of time even. To this very hour.

Oswald was depicted as a low life. A man not very intelligent. The government went so far as to depict the man as being a nutcase, a psycho, one who did not have all cylinders firing in proper order that day. Well, I'm just curious, how could such an inept ding dong as Oswald know ahead of time the impending redirected route of the Presidents motorcade, and that before even the President knew of it or his driver or even the Secret Service....SS if you will...How could such a moron know such intimate details? Remember, he was stupid, a ding bat, not very smart... ;-)

And yet somehow that morning the man woke up, read the tea leaves on his table, and set off to the School Book Depository Building to erect his hunting blind.... preparing to take down his "big game". Wow, the man must be like "God"! Knowing the future long before it gets here. He knew it so well he set off for the Depository Building to erect him a hunting blind. Heck I would have gone to Vegas instead and laid down some odds on the occurence of this event taking place before the entire world, then gone back to Daily Plaza and set me up my hungting blind. Oswald that day was very lucky. He must have thought he won the lottery when the Presidents limosine moved in front of his shooting blind. Could the odds have been any better?

Oswald, the shooter, I think not. The evidence weighs heavy against that fact.
No one is going to get that lucky to set up a shooting blind along a route the Presidents motorcade would just so happen to travel down, and that at the very last second. And that a route that was not a part of the prescribed plan. Kennedy was suppose to go off in another direction that day. Did they look for any shooting blinds in any of the buildings along the publicly announced route? Did they find any? Why on earth were the shooter or all the shooters waiting for Kennedy in Daily Plaza, on a route where he was never suppose to travel in the first place? Didn't the morons get the publicly announced message days ahead of time, regarding where the Presidents motorcade would be travelling? It was common knowledge then.

Everyone knew about it. It was common knowledge. Doesn't it stand to reason that the "shooters" should have been set up along the other route? Waiting for the big games arrival on the pre planned route? Wouldn't any hunter then or now love to have the odds in his favor like that on a hunting trip?

Now, why did they take him out???

Why? Did it have to do with Kennedys politics? I don't think so, it was much bigger than that. MUCH bigger.

It is starring us in the face, but we can't seem to find it. We've been busy spending our time trying to figure out this crime....and that is exactly what they have wanted us to do....Spend our time figuring this out, while all the while they are continuing to play us for ongoing fools....

What specifically today would this kind of a group of conspirators be up to, in regards to the overall mindset of a nation? What are they trying to reshape?
Anonymously contributed on 2004-02-28 16:20:32

i just wanted you to know that john wilkes booth was born in 1822 not 1839. just thought you might want to know not trying to be rude
Contributed by   on 2004-02-29 19:33:08

John F Kennedy, the hero of the World, he kicked the Communists out of Cuba. Sometime later, he is assasinated, murdered, killed, shot, you name it the word applies.

Could it be, the Soviet Union set Kennedy up in regards to Cuba? USSR moves their missiles into Cuba, days go by while Kennedy and the big shots in the USSR wrestle back and forth about what they are going to do with the missiles. Fact of the matter is, I think they were planning on removing them in the first place.

They did what they did just to terrorize the world. That's communism for you. And in terrorizing the world, they eventually made a hero out of Kennedy. Did they care? Why? They had plans on getting him out of the picture later on. Who cares if the man looks like or is the HERO of the world. Who cares if the young president kicked the butt of the leader of the Soviet Union. Who cares comrage. We have plans to take him out later.

Set the world up for a major fall. Make Kennedy look bigger than life and then take out the "Saviour" of mankind in the near future. Typical Communist tactics. Set you up to knock you down. Nothing knew about that. One of the oldest tricks in the book.

Was there a legitimate reason that the communists ended JFKs life? Did he do something to them to make them look bad? No they already intended to remove the missiles from Cuba in the first place, all a part of their BIGGER PLAN.

They took out Kennedy just for the heck of it, to prove they could do it. And they did and to this day they know they did and don't regret it at all.

They take out the "big man" on campus....just to strike terror into the hearts of the people of the USA and the entire world. Typical military strategy. Nothing new.

OK, so they took out the hero. You think that means anything to them? You think that was their ultimate goal? Their ultimate "trophy" so to speak? No way.

Their ultimate trophy if you will or ultimate goal if you will, is to control the entire world, not openly, but behind the scenes. Controlling your memories, what you think of your life so far on earth. Controlling historical events in time, that is what they like to do. Dig in so deep you don't know where they are anymore.

Something to think about here.... Did the Berlin Wall come down simply because the Soviet Union and Communism ran their course? Or did it come down on purpose? Planned long before it ever came down, to inevitable come down when it was in the best interest of the Soviet Union and Communism?

Now remember, the world is not rid of that Communist threat. Red China is still very much a communist country. Heck they have the big boys in Washington DC so fooled about how "gentle" they are, how "caring" ther are, how "loving" they are, how TRUSTWORTHY" THEY ARE....THOSE BIG BOYS IN DC GAVE THEM "Reds", them pinko comies most favored nation status. Doesnt that make you wonder who is really representing us in DC? I wonder.....

Forget about why or how or who shot Kennedy. That isn't the issue. The issue is, why do we give the Pinko Commies in Red China most favored nation status? Answer that and you will come to FULLY understand what the assasination of John F Kennedy was really all about....

Oh how them communists love the game of cloak and dagger.... They've been playing that game since the time of Christ.....
Anonymously contributed on 2004-02-29 20:03:07

All of this is in the past! Why don't we start focusing on the present! Maybe we can prevent history from repeating itself! Oh and check for typos before you add something! Save us all the trouble of figuring out what is written! Thank You! This is a useful site by the way!
Anonymously contributed on 2004-03-04 00:03:52

One wonders why examining the past is something we should not do. So it is the past, big deal. Humanity studies the past all the time. It just so happens that the Kennedy assasination and all the questions it provokes won't seem to go away. The individual who wrote about the motorcade being detoured at the last minute brings up a very interesting point in all of this. A point that is very pivotal to the validity of the report handed out to the people of the United States by the Warren Commission. A real crime investigator would not have missed that simple fact. The whole episode would never have taken place had the detour not been taken. And for some reason it seems like the entire nation at that point in history took a detour as well. And to this day the nation continues on that detoured route until the government comes clean and tells us the truth. Detour versus truth...Isn't that what we see going on in government today? Never telling us the real truth. Always pointing us in another direction.

The past? The past is always a part of the present. And impacts the future. We may never know the real truth about why JFK was cut down so early on in his life. He should have been able to live out his days just like the rest of us. That is the tragic loss in this whole matter.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-03-05 11:29:38

STRANGE,VERY STRANGE.SOMETHING IS WRONG.LET HIM REST,WE WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH.
Contributed by   on 2004-03-05 14:42:56

Just to the last comment, it will all be revealed in the year 2080. At least that\'s what my english teacher told me. Jackie Kennedy wanted it sealed untill all of her grandchildren were dead, so they can\'t be bothered by the press. Just thought you would want to know.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-03-11 18:57:10

Also John F Kennedy & John F Kerry were assigned to small Patrol Boats in major wars. Kennedy WWII, Kerry Vietnam.
Contributed by   on 2004-03-12 08:34:09

Hmmmm...What are the odds that now, 41 years later, anyone in the government even knows why Kennedy was shot, or who ordered and arranged it? Wouldn't they be dead or retired by now? So then, how is it that the present-day government is still covering up the truth? Couldn't they be just as clueless as we are? After all, would the details behind such a conspiracy be stored in the Library of Congress or any other semi-public resource? No, I believe the truth of his death is lost in the sands of time.
Contributed by   on 2004-03-21 19:17:13

To respond to the previous question:

Why is it after 40 some years there are television programs still trying to figure out what happened back then? Why can't this event just go away? Why are there so many questions left unanswered? How come when people begin to seriously question it, there is all kinds of resistance that flies up in their face over it? What is hidden behind the assasination of John Kennedy that they don't want us to know about? What took place at that moment in time regarding the nation? Sure a president was shot and killed. His life was ended. Aside from that, what does it represent overall for we Americans today?

Forget about Oswald being the culprit. Forget about the Warren Commission and its findings. That is nothing more than smoke and mirrors. And who above all else liked and likes to play these kind of games? Communists do. Which once again begs the question, why do the politicians in Washington DC give Red China most favored nation status when it is a communist nation? Since when has communism become acceptable to the people of this nation, the United States? Why do the politicians in Washington DC give Red China most favored nation status? A communist nation?!?

Well maybe one day history or the future will be kind to the people of America and answer the question about the Kennedy assasination... Would be nice to put the president to rest once and for all.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-03-21 20:16:19

THE LETTERS "K" FOR KENNEDY AND "L" FOR LINCOLN ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE ALPHABET!
abcdefghij K L mnopqrstuvwxyz
Contributed by   on 2004-03-22 23:19:48

just wanted to let everyone know...Kennedy and Lincoln were both presidents.
Contributed by   on 2004-03-23 17:45:35

Abraham Lincoln and JFK both were not occupied by the \"Secret Service\".
Contributed by   on 2004-03-25 13:46:37

Less conspiracy theory...more spelling classes for everyone. \\\"Daily Plaza??????\\\" DAILY?!?!?! Someone who refers to it as DAILY Plaza shouldn\\\'t even be permitted to write about the Kenndy Assassination...
Contributed by   on 2004-03-29 11:53:18

Less conspiracy theory...more spelling classes for everyone. \\\"Daily Plaza??????\\\" DAILY?!?!?! Someone who refers to it as DAILY Plaza


shouldn\\\'t even be permitted to write
about the Kenndy
Anonymously contributed on 2004-03-30 14:29:36

Daily Plazza? What about Kenndy? His last name is spelled Kennedy...not Kenndy......lol...... its easy to mispell a word or misunderstand a name....so lets not get hung up on nit picking.....ok......thanks.....
Anonymously contributed on 2004-03-30 14:33:27

Just wanted to add that every ones opinon and or fact was very helpful to my class project. So thanks for all the info and FEEL FREE to send me more similarities.
Thank you
Contributed by   on 2004-03-30 19:31:00

Both Lincoln and Kennedy farted on the days they were assassinated. pffffffft
Anonymously contributed on 2004-04-15 00:51:04

i think it is soooo stupid that if he had been warned before hand why they didnt have more scrity around jfk and why they didnt do more 2 protect oswald so he could tell us if he was working with some one?or not? magic bullet my but ther had to be more then just one shooter
Anonymously contributed on 2004-04-15 16:57:36

What is really odd about the whole event is the fact that the motorcade was detoured at the last minute. The motorcade drove down a street where it was not planned to go. And it just so happened that "the" assasin was perched in a building waiting there to shoot JFK. What were the chances that a man would be waiting in a building to shoot the president when the presidents motorcade was never meant to drive past the School Book Depository building in the first place? Set up? Conspiracy? I think it is most certainly the case. The motorcade takes a detour at the last minute and then JFK is shot. Just an accident? Oswald or whoever just got lucky? No, it was a setup and a conspiracy. Question is, who set JFK up and why? The detour is a known fact which led to a known factual event. A senator back then said the bullet that hit JFK and the governor of Texas was "magic". How could that senator ignore the fact that the motorcade took a detour and that event in and of itself is proof that JFK was set up. Had the motorcade not taken the detour, JFK would not have been shot. It was imperative that his motorcade took that detour. At that moment in that hour, everything hinged upon the motorcade taking a detour. Why would a senator declare a "magic" bullet theory and yet ignore something as glaring as the DETOUR and the bearing it had on the whole event in the first place? That is a question to be asked and examined. Why? Why not?
Anonymously contributed on 2004-04-15 19:38:44

The Kennedy motorcade route was not changed. The route was published in the Dallas Times-Herald on Tuesday, November 19th, 1963. See mcadams.posc.mu.edu/route.htm for full details.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-04-19 18:57:35

If the initial coincidences hold true or the same, seeings how Lincoln was shot by an actor, doesn't it stand to reason that maybe ultimately there was an actor who was behind the Kennedy assasination? I'm not saying it is so, only wondering if maybe it could be possible. Nothing more. And yes, it could all be possible and in the end what difference does it make, they are both gone. But one wonders, why the coincidences and so many of them. Is history trying to tell us something? Is there a link between the two events? Hard to say, only God knows the ultimate story. We just get a brief overview. Such is life on planet earth. Snapshots...
Anonymously contributed on 2004-05-05 18:00:58

Months after Kennedy was killed the US Sixth Fleet that sails the Mediterranean Sea anchored in Pireaos, Greece, and as is customary with US sailors to immediately head to the brothels, Greeks received the sailors with banners reading ¨assassins of Kennedy go back to Texas¨. The then US ambassador in Greece replied that was the worst, most tragic, sadistic and justified offense suffered by the American nation. After President Lincoln's death, Greek immigrants working at the Texas railroad, repeated the same words.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-05-18 17:04:02

i believe there was a conspiracy. yes the route thing, the shooter thing, was all a setup, oswald was framed. why? because he had communist sympathies. to the man who wrote the postings, to keep telling us to look at the big picture and look outside what 'they' want us to see. i think u should heed your own advice. 'they' are trying to make us look elsewhere, outside the US, and blame others, blame the communists, the chinese, etc. the russians. u may be right but i am more inclined to think that theanswer is closer to your doorstep than u imagined. look away from the obvious planted insinuations and angles, of oswald's communist sympathies, the russians, the chinese, the cubans. those were coincidences that were cleverly timed so make it look like they were behind it all some kinda indochina big plot. but i doubt the chinese were able to pull off something so grand.
look closer to home.
i think its a secret society. distributed throughout america are many big and powerful men, names that might shock you, who are members of secret societies who will do anything in order to achieve their goals. the president and all that are mere puppets, front line interfaces to the forces who actively are influencing his decisions, advising him of certain actions, and all without him knowing. far too many ppl in the know have been silenced. perhaps that is why we shall never know the truth. do your research and u shall see how many men who know of things have been killed, committed suicide, murdered, poisoned, shot, watever.
Contributed by   on 2004-07-13 03:16:50

a big reason could be money.
u'd never guess how but many of the people, past and present, including condoleeza rice and rumsfeld etc have links to companies who stand to benefit greatly from war. these companies are involved in, e.g. making war related equipment, machinery, weapons, transport vehicles, etc. time and time again the US has used flimsy excuses to go to war. time and time again, the budget for defense is raised. if u look at the direction the nation has gone in the last 40 to 50 years, the biggest benefactor has not been korea vietnam etc...its been the US companies.
JFK was against war, against their profiteering. if bush was against, u reckon he'd stand a chance of reelection? no way.
just draw your own conclusions, mate.
Contributed by   on 2004-07-15 03:38:04

To me it seems obvious that the vice president (Johnson), the limo driver, and oswald along with possibly one other shooter had this all planned out in that the limo driver drove down an unsecure street and Oswald just "happened" to be waiting there with his gun ready.

Also, The John Kerry/John Edwards comparison with the wives was completely useless and unneccesary.

Oh yeah, I encourage you to all vote for president Bush because I have a feeling that if John Kerry gets elected, to go with all those similarities, he might be assassinated too. We wouldnt want that now would we?
Anonymously contributed on 2004-07-24 20:50:33

JFK\'S Limo was not bullet proof, it was sent back to the factory and had bullet proofing added to it...So my question would be why was the presidential limo not bullet proof before the killing...
Anonymously contributed on 2004-07-28 01:57:06

Uh, because President Kennedy wasn't shot before the killing?
Contributed by   on 2004-07-28 09:15:55

I have never read so much nonsense in my life. Doesn\'t anyone know how to read and research history? There were three and only three shots fired at Kennedy that day. The first shot missed the car entirely, the second shot wounded Kennedy in the upper back/lower neck and then simply traveled on to injure Governor Connally of Texas. The third shot struck Kennedy from above and behind in the head. Kennedy was struck twice by bullets fried from Lee Harvey Oswald AND NO ONE ELSE...Geeezzzz. Oswald and Booth were NOT born 100 years apart, you have the wrong year for Oswald\'s birth, he was born in 1938. ALso there is no such place as Monroe, Maryland...this is an old joke but historically unsound. Doesn\'t anyone do any research? Lincoln never had a secretary named Kennedy, Abraham was not the only person to film the assassination, Orville Nix, Maurine Muchmore, also filmed it in its entirety. More careful research would make this a more valuable site.
Contributed by   on 2004-07-30 12:35:02

More careful reading would let people see the humor in the whole conspiracy theory thing!

That's what this page is about, humor.
Contributed by   on 2004-08-03 01:20:08

There is no doubt it was an internal conspiracy that killed Prez. Kennedy. The fact is, it was planned, sponsored & executed by the same group that blew up planes in the WTC. If you really are intelligent, like to research the truth before you believe it, how come you accepted your govt.\
Contributed by   on 2004-09-14 14:34:20

I would just like to add to the people who still believe it is Oswald please open up your minds. Some of you say you have done research. Your research that you are reading has been researched before and written by people to want to cover it up. Cmon is anyone here believes the majic bullet thoery I truly believe you are obtuse. The similiarities between the two assassinations are more than coincidences. Maybe the question should be Kennedy was killed almost the same way as Lincoln....why? Open up your minds.

Oklahoma city was done on purpose with the help of the government to strike fear about terrorism. McVie was just a patsy. The government knew about Sept 11th way before it happened. Why to strike fear in everyone and go to war. War is the reason why leaders are assassinated.
Contributed by   on 2004-09-15 15:54:58

If we look at the pattern of terrorism closely, isn\
Contributed by   on 2004-09-16 15:45:49

If we look at the pattern of terrorism closely, isnt it surprising the so called terrorists ONLY kill the innocent, the bystanders, the vendors, the people on the streets & never those who really are responsible for whatever the so called terrorists are fighting against? What are they trying to achieve? Hatred against themselves? WHY? They would, on the other hand, love to have the masses on their side! The incidents after 9/11, Afghanistan & Iraq war have clearly shown the people to be totally anti-war. Then why commit mass murder of their own supporters? Isnt it obvious? Isnt it? It is not they who are commiting all those horrible crimes but -us- in the guise of -them- to mislead, who else but ourselves! Shame on such govt.s and shame on all the people who still support such govt.s after knowing, seeing & understanding the apparent truth!
Contributed by   on 2004-09-16 15:49:57

I AM JOHN KENNEDY. And I was abducted by aliens, please send help
Anonymously contributed on 2004-09-21 06:15:03

I have been reading many comments on the web and info regarding jfk assasination if you look at all the facts
its quite clear it was a conspiracy there is a web site with a computor depiction of the assasination angles of travel of the 2 bullits quite detailed you should look it up under kennedy assasination oswald was involved but i think there was a second hitman the one that made the head shot from the building next to the depository from top roof check the web site on the computor simulation hear is something else for you to think about that was 1963 what about now what is the new world order and no matter what you think what can you do about it the sad fact is nothing 200 years is a long time to build a box......isnt it. good luck
Contributed by   on 2004-09-23 13:49:24

Kennedy was shot twice -- once in the head and once in the neck. Look it up in an encyclopedia or any other book source... and I don\\\
Anonymously contributed on 2004-10-06 18:50:43

I just want to let you know that JFK was shot in the neck and then was shot in the head from the front
Contributed by   on 2004-10-07 10:03:14

i just wanted 2 say..that all u ppl are wrong..i think that only half of this is true and everyone believes every last piece of this. anyone who actually made this up just wanted attencion. but tha simple fact is...nobody is actually going to waiste their time tryign to prove this madness wrrong, so of course people are going 2 believe it. i for once know better than to believe this.
Contributed by   on 2004-10-23 14:20:08

That was an extremely intelligent post, made by extremely intelligent person.

Once again, the humor of the page is lost on morons.
Contributed by   on 2004-10-25 10:04:17

Booth was in a \"Lincoln type barn\" when he was shot and Lincoln was in a Booth when he was shot.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-11-12 06:05:41

I cannot believe, I just sat here and read this whole Web page.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-11-14 15:14:32

woooow i jus sat and read the whole thing too, surprising how this was posted like 4 years ago and ppl r still posting their opinions on it. i think we should just leave it at that and move on. having respect for the dead, do u think the ghost of jfk wants to see ppl researching about how he died? y cant u all jus let him be dead and cry about it instead of finding the abosolute truth? the truth is pretty much useless now. no1 can really do anything about it.
Contributed by   on 2004-11-15 16:54:31

Both Lincoln and Kennedy were killed on a Friday. Both of the vice presidents that replaced the assassinated presidents ran for re-election and their opponents both had last names starting with G.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-11-15 21:32:53

I do not even know if all the facts are collected, but I will say that there is no coincidence. Everything happens because their is a purpose behind. Anyway, I read that story like 6 years ago. Still amazing! Good luck. BY the way, I love the ICON you have after your consulting firm name.
Contributed by   on 2004-11-18 09:43:34

Kennedy was shot in the back of the neck and it exited below his adams apple. He was then shot in the back of the hed. There was no exit wound so it couldn\
Anonymously contributed on 2004-11-18 18:07:53

Lincoln believed in God. Kennedy had a dog. Dog is god backwards. Kerry has a cat. All dogs are male and all cats female.
Contributed by   on 2004-11-18 22:40:15

i know for a fact god has brought this to us to tell us something
Contributed by   on 2004-11-21 20:26:08

Some of you guys are pretty cool and funny and have some good comments, but you guys who are typing whole essays and crap are just trying to be know it alls. Stop trying to be smarter than you already are, although I do agree that Kennedy was shot twice. But to you guys with these page long things, get a life, the facts are right, if you disagree then give me a legitament link to prove it.
Contributed by   on 2004-11-22 16:14:34

To correct the above statement:

Its amazing, the patters humans can create if they set their minds to it
Contributed by   on 2004-11-22 21:42:14

We all know JFK faked his own death and is sitting back enjoying a coldie with 2pac, Elvis and Princess Di
Anonymously contributed on 2004-11-30 19:59:51

Wow, I thought I was the only person without a life.
Contributed by   on 2004-12-01 22:47:52

I like how half the things on that list are lies..it helps in the continuing ignorance of society..but i will give you props, you got people thinking- something that isnt easy. I encourage everyone to NOT watch the Oliver Stone movie on JFK for facts..most of the things that Mr. Stone states aren\'t truth, they\'re there to make the movie interesting..do a little research instead of relying on films..you just might enrich your mind.
Contributed by   on 2004-12-11 19:03:16

JFK could not have been with Monroe a week before he died, since she herself died OVER A YEAR before he was assassinated.
Contributed by   on 2004-12-12 00:03:22

wow ok you guys are funny but this is all bs. i swear if there is a god out there im sure that he didnt have anything to do with these similarities and if you guys believe that stuff about secretarys names you are gullable. There were few real conincidences and i just thought i might say that...and whats with the dude that said JFK and Lincoln were presedents...NO KIDDING
Anonymously contributed on 2004-12-13 19:25:50

First, this is a humor page, so of course it is funny, it is supposed to be.

Second, there most definitely is a God. And you should consider the possibility that after this life there is something more. What is it? Look for the answer yourself.
Contributed by   on 2004-12-13 19:42:07

This one freaks me out!!! They say that sometimes words can give insight to the fate of a person or destiny of an event or chain of events. I wondered how this could possibly play into the Lincoln & Kennedy thing so I did some checking. I like doing anagrams and the one I found was just too bizarre to be just a coincidence. After weeks of research I found that if you take the three words JOHN, ABE & KILL and rearrange the letters you get the very disturbing phrase HI JELLO BANK. I STILL GET CHILLS when I read that!!! I cant help but wonder if there is some kind of Bill Cosby tie to this whole conspiracy thing? But thats not the end of it! We know that Bill Cosby has a Doctorate Degree in something or other so when I took the words COSBY and MURDER and rearranged then only to find the phrase MY OBSCURE DR. I FREAKED OUT!!! I am going to forward my findings to the FBI, Secret Service and the Jello people. I think I am definitely onto something here! I have started writing an outline on this amazing discovery and hope to have a book deal sometime in early 2005. If all goes well we will try to do a movie for Christmas 2007. Wish me luck!
Contributed by   on 2004-12-14 14:15:58

i love you
Contributed by   on 2004-12-14 22:22:29

JELLOOOOOOOOOOO........YEYYYYYYY.........JELLLOOOOOOO
Contributed by   on 2004-12-14 22:24:29

The Warren Commission was right all along. Americans are really dumb and should lose some weight.
Contributed by   on 2004-12-16 11:06:46

Skull and bones,
Yale
Contributed by   on 2004-12-25 20:41:59

Another coincidence that everyone seems to miss in the
Lincoln - Kennedy comparisons is that both Johnsons\' died 10 years after each was assassinated. Lincoln was assassinated in 1865, Andrew Johnson died in 1875. John Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, Lyndon Johnson died in 1973.
Anonymously contributed on 2004-12-30 12:28:31

Might want to know, Lincoln\'s case is officialy known as a conspiracy.
Contributed by   on 2005-01-03 12:29:23

first off all these questions really point to one thing its really quite simple alls you have to do is view the zapruder film and any one who can claim to be alive
would have to see that killer was to the front and theright oswald was merely a set up they need ed a fall guy he was it. i bel;ieve it was elements of the cia who actually put it together and the route was changed the thurs before at the last moment by the administration of earl cabel the brother i might add of general cabel who was fired by kennedy along with allan dulles of the cia for the bay of pigs screw up. It is also ypin that after kennedy started to pull our men out of vietnam that was really the end for him, why would so many police officers of the dallas police department including the city attorn storm the movie theater for a man who simple hadnt paid a ticket its no secret that oswald was employed by the cia a comman pactise i might add at that time to meet contacts for cia agents. was to meet in a movie house, why did the military teach mr oswald russian hmmm intersting isnt it and then he defects lololol and then hes is welcomed back to our country and even borrow ing the money to do it from our gov why i might add were so many direct wittnesses ignored hmmm witness such as mr newman probably the closest witness to see it, could it have had something to do with the fact he didnt say the shots came from the depository but from the knoll interesting how all the witnesses who said that shots came from the knoll who i might add were almost every body there , were ignored by the warren comm. i have much more but ill await some other comments by folks who are only guessing using bits and pieces
of information oh and by the way when you view the the zapruder film take note of the driver of the limo its intersting how after several shots have rung out he actually slows down more and dosent take off untill he turn around to see that kennedy has been shot also why would a man be pumping an umbrella up and down like that take a close look at the pictures taken immed after the limo has taken off i believe youll notice two men sitting on the curb one is obvoiusly speaking into radio the other gets up and takes off whiel every single other person there is running up the knoll why this man calmly walks away in a different direction this is all very intersting also the man with the radio looks very much like an or cuban to be more exact and if remember correctly kennedy shut down the cias cuban operation you know there must have some very upset agents lololol all looks preety simple to me coup de ta sorry about my spelling hope it dosent detract from the basic facts ive laid out here.ps i have more
Contributed by   on 2005-01-03 15:07:16

ok first of all kennedy was shot with 2 bullets not 3 and there is no proof at all that there were 7 wounds thats some bs u made up. Also Linocoln was brought to a warehouse why would booth be there? he wasnt. Have u been to the 6th story and aimed a gun at a car... u have no clue the angle he had. Also if u see the tape the shots were not fired continously so it was not automatic and there was not another shooter. Oswald was a good shot as a marine.. he shot his first to quickly then decided im going to aim and his third shot smacked JFK in the head thats it there are no conspiracies. An officer ran to the Grassy Knoll and saw no one right after shooting. Case Closed thats it.
Contributed by   on 2005-01-03 15:52:38

both kennedy and lincoln were males, had wives, AND wore clothes! Conspiracy...I think so.

Lemme give a shout out to my moms and pops, I love ya. GO GATORS!
Anonymously contributed on 2005-01-09 01:50:43

both wives made drastic changes to white house decorations.
Contributed by   on 2005-01-10 16:38:18

Just to let yall know, J.F.K. was only shot once or twice in the head. The other problems, such as a shattered wrist etc. was becase of his braces, one to support his back and the other to support his groin. When he was shot the fist time, the shock and the energy from the bullet would have made him fall over, thus he might have not died, but insted, his braces retained him, not letting him move, so he could never fall forward completley, insted he fell slightly forward (and maybe with the moving around broken a wrist of so) and then springed back into the upright sitting position. Then he might have been shot again, I\\\'m not sure. But even if Kennedy wasn\\\'t assinated that day, he would not have had too long to live anywho. Kennedy suffered from extreme back and groin problems, and depression. Researchers say that if he wan\\\'t shot, he might have still only had a couple more months or years to live.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-01-14 11:43:57

I totally agree that both presidents are males, and wore clothes. About the dogs being male and cats being females.. hhmmm. Keep up the good work.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-01-15 12:55:06

Ohh Please... Oswald was an expert marksman, he was a sharpshooter in the U.S.M.C. On top of that, local business people took out adds in the local newspapers of Washington D.C. begging Kennedy not to visit Texas several days before he was assassinated.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-01-21 05:51:17

I like Jello! and Guns Too!!!
Contributed by   on 2005-01-27 12:54:21

I like Pop Tarts myself. But only when they are cooked the way that God intended: in the toaster. I mean they are called Pop Tarts which insinuates that that POP out of a toaster. To cook them in a toaster oven is just wrong. If that is what God had in mind they would have been called: Reach In And Get Them Tarts or something like that. I\'m sure a marketing genius could come up with a catchier name but you get the idea. Do you think they could make a Jell-O Pop Tart?
Anonymously contributed on 2005-01-27 13:11:48

November 21, 1963 was a Thursday, not a Friday
Anonymously contributed on 2005-01-29 12:44:35

Ummm yes November 21 was a Thursday...and Jfk was killed on Nov.22...and last time i checked, friday comes after thursday
Contributed by   on 2005-02-01 13:28:41

Isn\\\'t it odd that the bullet that went through his neck was directly through the middle of his necktie knot??? That Oswald must have had a really good shot considering it entered from the front of his knot and exited thru his back...? yes the angles would\\\'ve been right but if Oswald was shooting from the right of the car, how did he get a bullet directly to the front of the prez...?? Btw...the persons comment about the bullet entering the back and exiting just below the adams apple...that means the person was shooting crouched down, sry if my words are not clear...my mind has a strange way of wanting to explain things...and can someone answer this question please, im not trying to be a smartass i just dont know the answer...why did the bullet make such a mess of jfk\\\'s skull..i thought only shotguns did damage like that??
Anonymously contributed on 2005-02-01 13:41:39

I think that there was a lot of things that were weird about the assisinations between out to beloved presidents but the only person who really knows the truth is them and their family. They took the the information to the grave with them. Our only other solution would be to contact a close family member. If they are not already given their lives to god. I really loved both presidents only though I\'m 12. The stories that I have heard have been kind of bazar and I just want some closer on what really happened. The things that I have read on this web page have been humors but they have also given me a little more information on what was said to have happened. My teacher said that there are different versons of what happened but god knows the truth and that\'s all that matters. I have read and learned a lot of stuff and I think that some people need to know how to speel correctly. I really appreciate the things that were written and it helped me get a 95 on my 5 page book report. WUZ UP! piece out holla at ya girl
Contributed by   on 2005-02-01 18:41:55

Only an idiot or someone afraid to face the most horrible of truths believes that Oswald was the lone shooter. its amazing what people will believe in spite of all evidence to the contrary. Ever try to get near the President? It\'s not easy. Never has been. The Secret Service is thorough if nothing else. That is if they are actually trying to do their jobs in the correct manor. And to think the stars just lined up that day and the President had no bubble on his car and took a last second detour right passed an incredibly lucky \'lone gunman\'. I know that killing our own President is terrible and goes against all the ideals upon which this country was founded and built upon but face it, it most likely happened. There are powerful men out there and the fact of the matter is the President isnt one of them and on this terrible day he was expendable because he stood in their way. By the way it\'s real fortunate how things worked out for LBJ isnt it?
Contributed by   on 2005-02-04 20:35:49

This is exactly right: JFK wasn\'t shot once or three times. He was shot twice. Once in the upper back, which exited under his neck and some how shattered the governer\'s wrist. He was then shot in the right side of his head above his ear and somehow, the bullet managed to go into the back of the governer in the UPPER back, travel down and exit below his right nipple and hit his knee. These bullets were fired from the sixth story [one of us was stationed on the fifth floor, believe it or not! -- Though not all of us fired] of a building at the east corner which would give the shooter a bad angle and instead of the bullet hitting the governer it would have hit his wife. Even though Oswald was in the 6th floor of the wherehouse, he was over 300 yards away. That angle would have forced the bullet to enter JFK then exit around the governers chest and hit the dash board from that angel. The third shot completely missed. All three shots were fired in a rapid secession, meaning MULTIPLE SHOOTERS WERE ON SITE. YES, THIS WAS A CONSPIRACY. THOUGH I CANNOT TAKE COMPLETE CREDIT, I ATTEMPTED TO SHOOT JFK. (SEVERAL SHOTS, MORE THAN ANYONE HAS LEGITIMATELY GUESSED OR REPORTED, HAVE BEEN FIRED, THOUGH I\'M STILL NOT SURE WHOSE BULLETS FIRED KILLED HIM).
Anonymously contributed on 2005-02-10 16:00:19

Oswald was the lone shooter
Contributed by   on 2005-02-21 20:19:07

How does a communist defector,who recently threatened the FBI,who just months prior was passing out pro-Castro literature and was arrested for assaulting anti-Castro Cubans and spoke on A New Orleans radio station about his philosophy,before going off to Mexico to visit Cuban and Russian embassies while being photographed by the CIA as a potetial enemy of the U>S.find himself taking a high powered rifle through downtown Dallas during morning rush hour into a commercial building in broad daylight on the very day the President of the United States will pass directly in front. Is anybody home?
Contributed by   on 2005-03-11 00:04:52

The is all very interesting, JFK was shot by two different people. The fact that one bullet killed him is true. Watch the video on is assasination, he was shot twice. The first shot only injured him. The 2nd shot which was the one to head is the one that ended his life. So you could truthfully say a single bullet ended his life
Contributed by   on 2005-03-11 09:36:19

JUst to let u no, kennedy\'s favorite numberwas 5, so was Lincolns. Also, Lincoln never got shot, he was stabbed. The body was found years later and covered up to all, except the town where i am from where he was found.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-03-11 19:01:35

Guys JFK was killed by oswald. There was no conspiracy. Get over it. They have proved it wrong over and over again. Please stop bringing up some stupid conspiracy theory.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-03-14 13:34:25

ummm kennedy was shot in the throat than the head. if u remember, he grasped his throat which got jackies attention. also the passenger in front was the one who was shot in the wrist..... lincolns assistants were both guys none named kennedy!! i thought you were a professional?
Anonymously contributed on 2005-03-23 17:34:18

un believers!!!! behold of the next pope!!
Anonymously contributed on 2005-04-05 15:37:34

what kennedy is dead NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! well i think what we are all overlooking is that jfk was hired to die its ture i work for the government he was paid to die believe it
Contributed by   on 2005-04-07 20:51:57

Your all wrong,im running a chipshop in burnley with Elvis and you know whats so funny-he likes cod and chips same as me.Cheers Abe LincolnXX
Anonymously contributed on 2005-04-14 07:40:49

There is one thing in my life i cant live with out....poptarts. they make me so happy and excited! O, and Lincoln is HOTTT!!!!!!
Anonymously contributed on 2005-04-27 09:03:19

It has been wat 5 years since this website has been posted. Maybe 2 things on this page are true.If you keep correcting everything u are going to make this website really boring cause I thought this website waz suppost to b funny. I will let u guys think about wat I said. So let me say it again one more time: STOP CORRECTING THE WEBSITE!
Contributed by   on 2005-05-03 18:22:54

The world would be no where if someone didnt correct someone else. Hello that is why we go to school and there are spell checks to correct yoursself. Why don\\\'t you think of that.

Kenedy and Lincoln were both great assets to our country during hard times.
Contributed by   on 2005-05-05 19:54:59

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it odd that Zapruder was the only one to have footage of the assaination of Kennedy. I mean usually there is a TV news crew standing by at such a public event. What about the other bystanders and their photo cameras?
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-06 13:05:02

he wasn\'t the only one with a camera. The governament took the others though because he worked for them. Most of the others had evidence of the conspiracy. either one of the other shooters or any thing else. I had a camera and they broke into my house and stole 3 days after the assasination
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-07 21:16:48

Kennedy was a good man
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-07 21:19:06

One of the main similarity everybody missed out is
\'BOTH WERE DEAD AFTER THEY ARE KILLED\'.

After Lincoln\'s death for long years it was discussed by lot of Idiots same continues for JFK also.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-09 03:17:28

What do you mean? Then Abraham Lincoln is a bad guy? Booth is a good guy? Tooooo bad.
Contributed by   on 2005-05-09 03:20:57

This page really is ridiculous...ridiculously funny!!
sad that the simlarities is forwarded all over the world and is considered a good read with no responsibilty for authenticity!!! Its been reduced to a joke..and for all those to whom its just another forward, this page is sure entertaining!!
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-11 05:48:45

I have no idea who killed Kennedy. I really liked reading the comments until they got to the point of \'2 b real\' and \'just 2 let u no\' Uhmmm english anyone? JFK is probably rolling over in his grave. Who the hell passed you guys in english class? They should be suspended. Awful,
awful english. If you cant write it correctly then dont bother to send any comments.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-11 22:39:06

john f. kennedy was shot in a licoln car
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-12 16:07:39

I just think its amazing that this page has taken a life of its own
and if this keeps up people will be talking about Jello, magic projectiles, androgynous secretaries, china and/or spell checking
for the next decade... to me in some strange way all that is
contigent upon asassinations that could just as well never
happened and all our communications never would have
happened.
I think we need to all thank al gore for creating the internets.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-12 16:42:32

did you know that lincoln was a republican and john was a democrat so besides all there coinkidikes they also have diffeences so quit fighting cuz I am confused with all the comotion about how many times johnny boy was shot! they were great presidents woopity doo da!!
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-13 21:59:11

Booth was born in 1838 not 39
Contributed by   on 2005-05-13 23:14:21

This is very interesting. i love this site
Contributed by   on 2005-05-18 09:16:02

This is cool. i love this. This is cool.
Contributed by   on 2005-05-18 09:24:53

well, it is obvious that there are some bizarre similarities between the deaths of the two but there are other stuff that is just ridiculous. seriously, next people are going to start saying stuff like \'oh, both their wives had red nail polish that day\', \'both their great-great-grandsons say hot-dogs are their favorite food\'. seriously, if we\'re gonna look at the bizare coincidences then we should get the right and most accurate data (exa; jfk\'s birthdate) and the most peculiar coincidences.
Contributed by   on 2005-05-26 15:18:59

im cofused with all these comments
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-26 22:44:32

In 1863 Lincoln Issued the Emancipation Proclamation his goal The document that proclaimed slaves in all Confederate states free.
In 1963 Kennedy Issued the Treaty of 1963 his goal a world of law and free choice, banishing the world of war and coercion
Both were acts to unify people.
Contributed by   on 2005-05-27 02:15:44

One thing I think is an odd similarity to the people who attempt to correct the spelling of other people on this site is they always spell something incorrectly in their post to correct the spelling of others Coincedence I think not, this is obviously an attempt by the Communists trying to keep the democratic spirit down. I would also like to add my shout out to pop tarts and the appropriate cooking there of. Personally I think there is more then meets the eye and would like it solved so we can go back to doing what americans do best. That is bashing the french. Any of you do the google search for french military victories? I now it is fake but man its hilarious. Anyone think that the Marilyn Monroe death was also a conspiracy, if you want to talk about the loss of a national treasure we should probably start with that case. The funniest similarity is Lincoln shot in ford, Kennedy shot in ford lincoln. Another is they were both sitting down! Once again a shout out for pop tarts Smores is the best flavor.
Contributed by   on 2005-06-01 04:08:27

I just felt to add to my last comment I just felt after reading all that that I was entitled no more demanded to add something to this intriguing page! also I wanted to see if the E-mail link really worked if someone else posts even if the person is me. We\'ve finally gotten to the underlying motive of one thing. As true as it was before gotta hate the french they only win if not led by a frenchmen (Napolean was Corsican not French) (they lost to italy after the fall of rome.... no one else has done that)
Contributed by   on 2005-06-01 04:14:39

ok guys i think that you gys really need to lay off a bit...most of you are arguing on or two of the \'facts\' there is still an amazing amount of coincidences between the two men. and why do you all feel like your facts are true? like it was mentioned milliopns of times before no one knows the real truth and Andy..the man who started this in the beginning might be right no matter what you think. my point is just that most of you (not all of you) know if your facts are true or not so stop criticizing people! not to be rude or anything just wanted to state my opinion
Contributed by   on 2005-06-01 19:00:05

I am also surprised to have read the entire page. Although tragic as it is interesting, similarities can found in any situation given enough determination. For instance, both presidents were wearing shirts and were known to eat meals from time to time. Both presidents had female wives who also were know to dine on occasion.



The real conspiracy question is do the first ladies enjoy eating their pop tarts more with the presidents or with Elvis? And what about Marilyn.... did she “dine” on any occasion and were chocolate smores her favorite. Or, did Johnson, in his intense desire to be President spike Marilyn’s smores a year prior because of his secret attraction to Castro? Did Castro have any Elvis albums or is he more of a Michael Jackson fan. Does Michael like Smores???



Conspiracy or Fact.... these are the real questions that should be answered after 40+ years. Can America wait for these questions to be answered? Will my underarm adequately heat a pop tart smore?



Your thoughts and insight are welcome.

One more question, while assuming the dreaded hunters pose….what flavor tart was on Oswald’s mind and did that distract him in any way?
Contributed by   on 2005-06-07 21:05:00

u had a nice comment and yes there was more then 1 shooter but the secreat serivce was added to the president protection after kennedy was shot. catalina catalina_425@yahoo.com
Contributed by   on 2005-06-11 14:08:46

lmg omg i like coffee!!!!!!!poptarts and penut butter wat bout that!!!!!rofl
Contributed by   on 2005-06-12 20:13:41

i read the whole page and learned nothin!!!!!im smarter than all of u!!! im only 9 oooooo i schooled u all iread all the simies and diffeis on replys believ or not sspiecial edition ty very much
Contributed by   on 2005-06-12 20:15:51

There are 11 mistakes in this list of coincidences. A couple have been pointed out. Let\'s see if others can find them all. I\'ll give you one more. Kennedy wasn\'t with Marilyn shortly before he died, Marilyn died in August of 1962.
Contributed by   on 2005-07-12 19:35:11

Kennedy was the greatest President this Country will ever know and it is devastating what happened to him and his younger brother, who was also assassinated via a conspiracy. Look at the facts about Sirhan Sirhan, as well. There is no possible way he could have assassinated Bobby Kennedy, the angle was inaccurate. The other thing I wish to mention about this site (to a select MANY) is, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE refrain from commenting on this web site until you have mastered the English Language.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-07-13 12:08:07

you guys are like so hardcore on this its amaxzing
Anonymously contributed on 2005-08-28 23:59:24

Are coincidences of the kind associated with president kennedy and president lincoln an isolated phenomenon? I think not:
http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/273832
Contributed by   on 2005-09-06 07:17:55

I thing is really interesting about, how two people had had a so similar life, I thing that Kennedy was just Linon in the future or just coinsidense
Anonymously contributed on 2005-09-09 19:36:33

How interesting that the Secret Service did not have all the buildings covered that day as well as the grassy knoll. It is well known that the advance arrival team for the Secret Service does a thorough \'RECON\' of the location where the President\'s motorcade will travel with all his stops planned well ahead of his arrival. It\'s hard to fathom that so many people were \'ASLEEP\' that day!
Contributed by   on 2005-09-11 21:29:10

AHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
But what most people do not realize is that even if the \'Bubble\' had been in place on the Presidential Limo that JFK would still have died, you see, the \'Bubble\' was not bullet proof! it was plexiglas not lexan...
Beyond all that also, we have way more information now then we did back in 63\' we have history and what we now need to do is take a really good look at what the differences are between how \'Our\' Government ran prior to the assassination and how it has been running since, those changes should give us a really good idea of who, what and where things happened and why we don\'t do anything to correct the change in \'Our\' History!
Anonymously contributed on 2005-09-20 08:27:14

I find it hard to believe after all these years there is still so much misinformation treated as fact. In all likelyhood Kennedy\'s back wound was a fabrication and he was hit once in the throat from the front then twice in the head from a simultaneous shot, one from the front and one from behind creating the head wound. I believe this to be because of the observations of the Dallas doctors and the Zapruder film.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-10-04 18:48:22

am i a loser if i just sat here for 45 min reading this page? Nahh it was funny tho. i have something to add. \\\'Its a conspiracy! It wasn\\\'t just oswald who killed jfk, It was something bigger. Like something going on in the government. But someone had to \\\'go to jail\\\', so thats where oswald comes in.
Contributed by   on 2005-10-06 11:25:40

The CIA murdered Kennedy not Oswald. If you notice the angle at which kennedy was shot couldn\'t have been from the location of which lee harvey oswald was standing. The government has tried to cover it up the best way that they knew how, and i believe that Oswald\'s blood will be on their hands.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-10-11 09:16:43

OJ did it, he\\\'s an actor, well sort of
Anonymously contributed on 2005-10-11 15:44:59

One thing they have in common they are in the history books and another thing they probally undoubtly were intimate but my real comment and get this cause its the most important part they never walked on the moon.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-10-12 23:52:16

i just love this
Contributed by   on 2005-10-14 17:16:13

Booth was actually born in 1838. What I found interesting about researching Lee Harvey Oswald\'s age is the misinformation regarding it in web documents.
Contributed by   on 2005-10-21 17:13:15

I think this page is just for those who have time on their hands, this should be based on fact, not opinions...some people get important research items from pages as these, this is a very important part of our history and not for entertainment!
Anonymously contributed on 2005-10-28 08:01:24

Another death conspiarcy thing like this is the 2Pac case. Both this and that are veryyy freaky. And by the way, I\'m pretty sure 2pac is a janitor at my school, South Orange Middle School in South Orang, NJ (Which is right by East Orange where the only witness to 2Pac\'s death was shot and killed)
Contributed by   on 2005-11-09 19:10:52

I was 12 yrs old when this happened. I read the Warren commision report back then. The thing that stucl with me was that the bullet recovered was a .38. So how do you shoot a .38 from a rifle?
Contributed by   on 2005-11-09 22:32:32

I too just read the entire page and I think there is at least some truth to all of it. I do think it was a conspericy and I do think there were some liknesses between the two but the one thing I agree to the most is that Pop-Tarts were made to POP out of the toaster not sit in a toaster oven.
Contributed by   on 2005-11-17 18:39:23

Another fact: Neither won the election.
Yet another fact: Their both dead & we all a bunch of nerds.
Contributed by   on 2005-11-18 16:42:00

First of all, there had to be a conspiracy. Comments from other people had already proved that. I have been to the 6th floor of the Texas Book Depository and saw where Oswald supposidly shot Kennedy. The angle would have been impossible for Oswald, who was NOT a very good sharpshooter, having received the lowest rating as one in the marines. Also, the most likely spot for the conspiracy shooter was the picket fence, behind the Grassy Knoll. I have also stood behind the fence, and the angle was perfect, as was the distance.




So there was definitely a conspiracy. Who did it? A number of groups were suspected, as many could have benefited from Kennedy\'s death. I believe that it was a combination of several groups. Organized crime(Mafia gangs) was hired by a government agency, who in turn, was supported by radical right-wing southerners. Which government agency? Again, this might be a mixture, ranging from CIA to the SS. I do think, though, the federal government was involved somehow. Otherwise, how can so many evidence be ignored? I also think Johnson was involved. He dry cleaned Governor Connally\'s suit, a key evidence, right after the assassination. He also shipped the presidential limo directly to New England to be stripped bare, another key evidence. How can Johnson not be involved??? Also I do not think the communist countries were involved. Castro said that he is not stupid enough to kill the leader of the free world. And he is not. Think about the consequence that would lay upon the communist countries if the plot was discovered. And the China theory is RIDICULOUS. The chinese had just went through a civil war. With their own country in turmoil, they could really care less about the president of United States.




Governor Connally was shot supposidly by the same bullet that went through Kennedy\'s throat. Connally was hit in many places, from the wrist all the way to his calf. Think about it, is it possible for one bullet to take a 90 degree turn? There were two bullets that hit Kennedy, one through the throat and another impacting his brain. There was also a 3rd shot that hit the curb and missed.
Somethings to think about: Bay of the Pigs disaster brought Kennedy to fire CIA director, who was the brother of Governor Connally. The only eyewitness to have seen Oswald on the 6th floor of the depository had bad vision and was not wearing his glasses that day. Many evidence and documents regarding the assassination are locked up in the National Archives. Kennedy\'s brother, Robert \'Bobbie\', was also assassinated during his campaign for the democratic presidential candidate position.





Some people think that we should just forget about this tragic event. But in my opinion, the more puzzleling something is, the more we have to think about it. Ben Franklin once said that the duty of every citizen was to question their government. If the colonists of MA did not question King George\'s acts, then United States of America would not exist in the way it exists today.



Final Statement:
I don\'t like pop tarts, I like cereal, specifically Honey Bunches of Oats.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-11-20 20:23:03

OK....
Anonymously contributed on 2005-11-21 11:06:51

for all the people who are angry about JFK actually being born in 1917, not 1908, the article mentions nothing about JFK and Lincoln\\\'s birth dates, its about their successors.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-11-22 10:55:54

thx for this site i had to do simlarities of jfk and lincoln
Contributed by   on 2005-11-22 22:26:11

Just one Comment. JFK was NOT the best President this country has ever seen, nor even the best ever assasinated.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-11-22 22:46:22

Thanks alot for all these facts. I had a school extra-credit assignment to do for 200 points and I got half of it here.
Contributed by   on 2005-11-22 23:18:12

The \'magic bullet\' theory needs to be laid to rest, no pun intended. The Zapruder film proves the governor turned back to the president at the exact moment needed for that so-called \'magic bullet\' to go through Kennedy\'s shoulder and to shatter the governor\'s wrist. PROVEN. No debate here. Frame-by-frame the film if you need to, but I\'m right.

Next, the Dallas PD found several (four, I believe) different assault rifles hidden on the floor that Oswald was supposedly shooting from. Each gun was a different type. The rifle Oswald supposedly used was one of those recovered, hidden across the room from the window he was supposed to be at, behind some boxes, just like the other guns found.

And another thing, anyone who even remotely considers themselves a JFK conspiracy nut knows that Oswald was in the Marines for a time. But did you know that his nickname there was \'shitbird\' because he couldn\'t hit a target to save his life. He barely passed his qualifying rounds at the shooting range, and had to retest a number of times before he finally qualified.

SEVERAL Marine sharpshooters have tried to make the shot that Oswald was supposed to have accomplished, but were unable to do so without several practice shots first. (The first Marine who managed to do it took 12 shots before he made it; the rest averaged about 20 attempts before success.)

Not to mention that Oswald defected to the Soviet Union after his stint in the military, renounced his US citizenship, and began working for the communist cause overseas. After a time, he apparently tires of that, and reenters the US as a citizen. THAT\'S RIGHT. During the height of the Cold War, a former US Marine renounces his citizenship and defects to the Soviets, and then the US government just lets him waltz right back into the country. Does it seem to anyone else that THIS would also imply a personal relationship between Oswald and someone in higher-level government?

Plus there are the discrepencies in Oswald\'s height as it was reported in various legal and medical documents throughout his adult life. Ranging from 5\'6\' to 6\'3\', I\'d say that\'s a hell of a discrepency. And the height of the man ID\'d as Oswald after the assassination, did not match the height on Oswald\'s medical records. And it wasn\'t a slight discrepency.

For anyone interested in piecing together what little we know, read Richard Belzer\'s \'UFOs, JFK, and Elvis: Conspiracies You Don\'t Have To Be Crazy To Believe In.\' There is A LOT in there. And if you don\'t know who Richard Belzer is, he plays Det. John Munch on \'Law & Order: SVU\' and played the same charcter in \'Homicide: Life On The Streets.\'
Contributed by   on 2005-11-23 01:41:52

I THINK THAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP AND THINK OF ALL THE GOOD THINGS THAT KENNEDY ADDED TO OUR NATION! ALL OF U ALL OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES AND RESPECT HIM! AND WHOEVER MADE THIS A HUMOR PAGE IS VERY FOOLISH! THIS IS NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT!
MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MURDER IS IF GOD INTENDED THIS TO HAPPEN THEN IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN! IF IT DIDNT THEN HE MIGHT HAVE DIED WORSE THAN HE ALREADY DID!

---A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N ~ R-E-S-P-E-C-T---
Contributed by   on 2005-11-23 19:53:16

Lincoln wasnt really for civil rights, he just wanted the votes. He really could have cared less if the slaves were free
Contributed by   on 2005-11-23 20:05:29

How can you say that Lincoln wasn\'t for civil rights. If all he wanted was the votes he would have gone down to the SOUTH and mad it easier to have slaves. And I believ that these two presidents were by far the best two presidents. From now on please don\'t post any articles unless you are 100% sure that what you are saying is true. Coming from a 17 year old high school student.
Contributed by   on 2005-11-26 15:24:15

I think the assasination of John F Kennedy was planned by not just Lee Harvey Oswald. And we will all know what really happened to him in the year 2038, so keep his assasination on your mind till then . Dont let that silly story that says only Lee Oswald killed him.
Contributed by   on 2005-11-26 22:00:41

I was just thinking isn\'t this Andy Hughes site why are you telling people to research \'to find the facts\' when it\'s your website that says this stuff
Anonymously contributed on 2005-11-29 23:20:28

This is for the comment submitted on 2001 07 06 by catalina catalina425
I see where your disbelief comes from but if you did any homework at all you can find that the situation has proven a possibilty on many occasions be various researchers. I\'m not calling you out i\'m just saying its possible. Also his body and head jerked back because of the way he operating his muscles in his neck and back. From looking at the film you can see that he is clearly leaning toward the left side of the road across his with his head begining to turn to the direction his body was already facing.
Contributed by   on 2005-12-02 13:19:34

as far as all this JFK assasination hype...

I\\\'d like to make an accusation. I think it was Mrs. Peacock in the Lounge with the Candlestick.
Contributed by   on 2005-12-02 19:54:42

while all the JFK conspiracy theories about his death are very logical and believable, JFK has died. The government, while extremely clever, does not have the best ethics, as many know or believe. Finally figuring out what the cirucmstances around JFK\'s death is not going to bring him back from the dead. He was one of our greatest Presidents so why can\'t we just honor him for what he did for our country and stop obsessing over how he died?
here\'s what went through my mind as I read comment after comment...
\'wow. while these stories are well thought out and logical, who would spend so much time pondering the possibility of a conspiracy surrounding the death of a great President instead of honoring him for all he did??\'
you are all a bunch of genius lunatics.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-12-02 20:04:22

This is in response to the entry of Juan Ramon Rocha juanrocha2@hotmail.com on 2004-01-29 09:27:42. All of that is just stupid stuff. Meaningless information that wont arise any kind of thought. It was a good effort though.
Contributed by   on 2005-12-15 12:42:27

I was reading the top of this page and i just have to say that the secret service didn\\\'t do much to secure the president before JFK\\\'s assasination. They only started securing buildings after JFK\\\'s assasination...
Contributed by   on 2005-12-16 22:07:13

The driver turned around and shot Kennedy. Surprising isn´t it.
Contributed by   on 2005-12-26 11:08:52

humm, what kind of a name is Zapruder. You people kill me..I love the candlestick comment. Anyways, my thing is, if u commpared ANY two people you could find a strage list of simliarities. And 2nd...The Kerry thing was the dumbest thing I have ever read, and im now dumber for reading it. G W. B 4ever!
Contributed by   on 2005-12-27 14:26:20

Abe has 3 letters in his name.
John has 4 letters in his name.
4+3=7
Both Lincoln and Kennedy have 7 letters.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
Contributed by   on 2005-12-29 00:16:48

All presidents elected to be a president in a year ending in 0 have been assassinated. Until the current president. But that doesn\\\'t mean it won\\\'t happen.
Contributed by   on 2005-12-29 00:35:03

Me again.

Ayway..

My cat\'s name is Aunty Betty.
Abe\'s first two letters of his first name is A B.
Aunty starts with an A.
Betty starts with a B.
Aunty betty= A B
Abe Lincoln= A B
Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!
Contributed by   on 2005-12-29 00:49:55

VERY interesting reading all your comments on this site. I am English and I find it all very gripping. I hane watched JFK and read several books on the subject and I still cant believe that the American public have\'nt DEMANDED for the government files that are locked away till 2025, to be released early.

We now have a similar situation with Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed\'s car crash. The conspiracy theories that are going around are amazing!! Basically it was a car crash - thats it-PERIOD ! I think there is a lot more to the JKF assassination.
Contributed by   on 2006-01-09 15:31:48

All presidents elected to be a president in a year ending in 0 have been assassinated. Until the current president. But that doesn’t mean we should lose hope…
Contributed by   on 2006-01-11 03:52:59

It was Saddam Husein. And what exactly do we gain from this: Stop buying gas, it is made from crude oil, which somes mainly from the Middle east, that is where the Arabs live. So your money is funding presidential assasanations. America, now is the time to walk to work!
Anonymously contributed on 2006-01-11 04:33:15

Don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t you just love America, only Americans can call a liquid, GAS!! lol
Anonymously contributed on 2006-01-12 17:45:55

i just had a big bowl of cereal..
go yankees !
Contributed by   on 2006-01-14 03:28:23

To the person who mentioned the presidents elected in \'zero\' years have died in office. Zachary Taylor elected in 1848 died in 1850,( which was a zero year). Ronald Reagan was elected in 1980 and an assassination attempt on March 30, 1981. Mr. Reagan lived and went on to serve two terms. Our current President, George W. Bush, elected in 2000 and 2004. Maybe the \'zero\' factor is over.
Contributed by   on 2006-01-15 00:09:36

JFK and lincon were both sitting when shot.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-01-15 23:59:25

Both Lincoln and Kennedy were taken to locations with the initials \'PH\'. The Peterson House and Parkland Hospital.
Contributed by   on 2006-01-19 07:56:49

I just want to say that we spend so much time looking to man that we miss the entire point. God knows our beginning from our end, and while we are looking at the end of these great men, have we considered ours? God loves you all so much and he wants you to be saved. Accept Jesus today! No matter where you have been or what you have done, there is nothing that can seperate you from the love of God! He gave his only son because he could not imagine life without you! You are his heart and he is THE only God who loves! Think on this!
Anonymously contributed on 2006-01-23 17:42:35

i have more similarities and stranger ones at that.
1.john wilkes booth was found dead in a barn
Oswald was born in a barn.
2.Oswald was killed in a warehouse
Booth worked and lived in a tobacco warehouse.
3.Booth was the inspiration for the popular seat called a booth because of the position he was found dead in.
Oswald wrote a series of children\'s stories that inspired the hit childrens tv show Oswald.
4.Lincoln automobiles were named after Abraham Lincoln
JFK was shot in a Lincoln
Anonymously contributed on 2006-01-24 19:39:30

Lincoln did not have a secratary named Kennedy and if something that obvious is not true imagine how much of that isnt true.



i think JFK was set up. they never confirmed a killer. he was in texas b/c he lacked favor in the south.
WHY WOULD YOU RIDE IN A CONVERTABLE IN A STATE FULL OF COWBOYS W/ GUNS THAT HATE YOU. there was no secret service.
danger was obvious.
it was an easy place to be shot at.
the car was going slow as mess.
and they never got the man that killed oswald.
oswald probably wasn\\\\\\\'t even the killer
Anonymously contributed on 2006-01-24 19:48:28

I found it to be Professor Plum in the kitchen with the noose.

Thank you all for an enjoyable afternoon. I am assigning this website to my history students!
Anonymously contributed on 2006-02-01 16:48:52

JFK was hit three times, lower back (center), his throat, then the angled killshot that pulled his head off nearly. There was at least another shooter, one from the back and 0ne from about a 45 degree angle. Watch it if u don\'t conceive my comments!
Contributed by   on 2006-02-05 21:52:06

The funny part about JFK\'s assasination is that the two other suspects found were not handcuffed or was really considered a threat to the police. One suspect was like 10 feet behind the cops.
Contributed by   on 2006-02-27 18:44:25

Lincoln and Kennedy were both great presidents, which is definitely the number one similarity. I wish that we could know exactly what happened to both of them and to get all of these \\\\\\\'facts\\\\\\\' straight!
Anonymously contributed on 2006-03-06 13:55:07

Thank you for all the neat info. Now I just have to decide what I believe.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-03-22 16:49:11

John Wilks Booth was caught in a barn, not a warehouse.
Contributed by   on 2006-03-22 20:20:14

president kenndy was shot with 2 bullets not 1!!
Contributed by   on 2006-03-26 11:49:24

the assasin for both lincoln and kennedy thought oppostly of eachother. booth ran from a warehouse to a theatre and oswald ran for a theatre to a wharehouse
Anonymously contributed on 2006-03-27 09:57:16

I just returned from a spring trip vacation in Washington D.C. and visited the Ford Theater...and the HOUSE across the street where Lincoln was taken and where he died. At least that is what the sign outside the house said.

I personally think that all of the huge things that have happned in our government have happened with the \'governments\' knowledge that things were going to happen - JFK\'s assassination, Pearl Harbor, Sept 11....and probably other things too.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-03-27 13:16:29

JFK was not shot three times...he was only shot twice the frist bullet missed...he was shot in the neck and shot in the head..and one bullet shot threw the passengers back threw his wrist and threw in thigh...
Contributed by   on 2006-04-07 08:59:02

It is a FACT that there was only one bullet that killed Kennedy. The bullet entered through the right shoulder and exited his throat. The car he was riding in had a back seat that was elevated higher than the front seat. making it possible for the bullet to strike the governor Conally in the arm pit and exit through near his nipple. Conally was not facing straight forward when he was struck, but facing toward the right of the vehicle. If you watch film of the shooting you will see that both Kennedy and connally react to being shot almost simultaneously. They both make similar reactions to being hit by the bullet. There is no reaction from connally from being struck by a second bullet, the one that supposedly shatters his wrist, or hits his thigh.
Contributed by   on 2006-04-09 01:52:32

Kennedy enjoyed mint chocolate chip ice cream on warm sunny days. Lincoln enjoyed chocolate chip cookies followed by a mint on warm sunny days.
Contributed by   on 2006-04-17 00:17:49

Just to let u know, Lincon never had a sectery named \'Kenndy\' it\'s just an urban mith. Also Marland Monroe died a year before JFK\'s assination.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-04-17 20:01:44

Did you know that MLK Jr. made his \'I Had A Dream\' speach 100 years after Lincon made the \'Emancapation Proclamation. Amazing!
Anonymously contributed on 2006-04-17 21:03:07

While involved in congress Kenedy wanted to run for president. Also, Abraham, while involved in congress wanted to run for president.
Contributed by   on 2006-04-18 04:30:42

I was given a copy of this when I was a kid. Eventually, it was lost. I was glad to see it again & that there was some new comparisons for recent years. In regards to the JFK & John Kerry comparisons, I would like to point out that Kerry IS NOT A PRESIDENT!!! So it is not hardly the same.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-04-24 18:55:30

since people never say the middle names of someone then instead of JFK its just JK and they are near each other in the alphabet again
abcdefghiJKLmnopqrstuvwxyz

the JK for JFK and the L for lincoln

also those three letters are right by each other on the keyboard of a computer
Anonymously contributed on 2006-04-27 10:27:50

please stop looking for links and similarities that are not there. most of the information displayed here is wrong, and I ask that the people reading it please keep in mind that this is just propaganda for a conspiracy theory. JFK and Lincoln were both excellent presidents, but they have died, so let your wild conspiracy theories die as well.
Contributed by   on 2006-04-28 22:12:09

Ok look people as you all know this is just in fun and many of you fell for what you read .. obviously no one pays attention to history around here but i have to say he got yuou all good .. dont even want o waist time telling you all the wrong things that are on this page even the comments ....
Contributed by   on 2006-04-29 13:41:50

To me, God created people in twos. Events could be similar to each other. But one thing is certain, the kind of life Lincoln and Kennedy lived are the same. Kudos to Andy for given us a eye opener.
Contributed by   on 2006-05-03 09:08:30

its very funny how history repeats it self but with diferent twists.
Contributed by   on 2006-05-04 20:00:42

people, you are ridiculous...nobody knows the answers and none of you can actually say that you are right. you can tthink that you\\\'re right all you want, but get over it...you\\\'re not!
Anonymously contributed on 2006-05-10 13:49:41

You can find many coincidences between any two people or any two things if you look hard enough. There are so many facts and figures you can manipulate to suit your desires and own ends. If you want to believe in something strongly enough you will always be selective about the information that is avaliable to you. It is the human mind\'s way of making sense of a potentialy senseless and chaotic world. Amen.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-05-18 13:51:33

Ok there are some very interesting theories ive read here today. Some believe the magic bullet theory. Some believe the LBJ theory. Why though does every one have to controdict the governments investigation. If this is a democracy then the government should act for the betterment of the people. So why not believe that it was Lee Harvy Oswald. There is one thing though that i dont agree with in the goverments investigation. How they could conclude that there was only one shooter.

If you consider the facts that is virtually impossible. How could one man have shot JFK through the back of his neck then seconds later the front of his head. It just doesnt add up. Also shortly after Harvy Oswald too was assasinated. Coincidence i think not. Was it because Ruby truely loved the president, or was he shutting up Oswald? Ill leave it to you to decide that for yourself, but I stand firm to the theory he was killed by more than one man.

On the contrary where was the secret service that day. If Dallas had already been confirmed as a dangerous place for JFK, and there was no bubble on the vehicle, wouldnt you think that secret service protection would\'ve been extra tight?

Lastly here is somthing to think about. Since all of those events came togethor perfectly for JKS assasination like the deaths of his brothers and son. Maybe it was just the \'Kennedy Curse\'.
Contributed by   on 2006-05-21 19:11:25

ISNT IT STRANGE THAT RICHARD NIXON JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN DALLAS THAT DAY? IS EVERYBODY BLIND?THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE LOST TO KENNEDY IN 1960 AND WOULD HAVE LOST TO RFK IN 1968.THEY HAD TO GO.THIS GUY WAS A SNAKE.OUR ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS CROOKED.THERE IS NOT ONE HONEST PERSON ANYWHERE IN WASHINGTON.THEY KNOW EVERYTHING AND YET TELL US NOTHING.WHY WAS J EDGAR HOOVER IN DALLAS THE NIGHT BEFORE.BIG BUSINESS WANTED HIM OUT OF THE WAY AND THEY DID IT.PLAIN AND SIMPLE.IT ALL GOES BACK TO RICHARD NIXON.HE HAD THE CONTACTS AND THE WILLINGNESS TO COMMIT ANY CRIME TO FURTHER HIS AMBITIONS AND THE PEOPLE OF THE U.S. ELECTED THIS CRIMINAL. I WISH LEE HARVEY WOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND TO PUT A COUPLE OF SLUGS IN THIS CLOWN
Contributed by   on 2006-05-26 08:01:27

I believe there is something very suspicious in the actions of LBJ after the murder, he was the one who had the power to hide evidence and also could keep the American public in the dark about the assassination. We need to explore the LBJ connection. The real tragedy of the loss of JFK is not what he accomplished in his term but rather what he might have accomplished for his country, he might not have been our greatest president but he had the potential to be our greatest.
Contributed by   on 2006-05-29 19:40:32

You can toally see the driver shoot him if you focus.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-05-29 20:52:28

lincoln\'s sister-inlaw was named Marina.
Lee Harvy Oswald\'s(who killed kennedy) wife... Marina!
Contributed by   on 2006-05-30 09:46:59

They were both good presidents. they are both dead and neither of them are going to come back. Even if it is possible to find who killed JFK the killer will probably be dead or really really old. Even if the government really did kill him they would never let you find out, and they would definatly never let you tell anyone else if you did. So to argue about this is pointless; these coincidences should not be analyzed for their validity. They should just be accepted as commentary that can be found funny if you can take your head out of your own imagination for just a moment.
Contributed by   on 2006-05-31 19:23:05

Just to let you know, most computers come with spell check and most people come with common sense. Who cares what Bill Cosby and the word murder spell when you jumble them up? Making a movie out of a person who hates Bill Cosby and needs to be checked into a mental institution is a waste of time. By the way, it\'s not that hard to spell Marilyn. Sure this website is a good laugh, but seriously, did half of you pass the 3rd grade because I can\'t tell by your grammar.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-06-22 03:44:35

Lincoln freed the slaves! Kennedy screwed around and never got caught like Clinton did! / Kennedys wife was beautiful! Lincolns wife looked like she chased parked cars! /
Anonymously contributed on 2006-06-26 02:45:28

JFK sent 21 OSS men into cuba to assassinate Fidel Castro.
JFK contacted Fidel and blew the whistle on the 21 Men.
3 men survived and returned to USA via Boat.
These 3 OSS men plotted to kill Kennedy.
2 OSS men did, 1 declined.
Oswald was involved.
1 man is greek and did reside in texas.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-06-27 06:37:58

Sometimes, we as people forget that this website is based on propaganda. I suggest that all the people currently reading this entry form their own conclusion to what happened instead of listening to those of others. Oh, by the way, why do half of you people spell like you are in the first grade, it is really immature.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-06-29 02:26:57

I figured everyone in the world added a comment to this page so I wanted to join the fad.
Contributed by   on 2006-07-10 20:11:13

It\'s 01.00 hrs and I cant believe I read most of this sht, when can we read about the assasinations of Bush and Bush. It will go like this. George had a son called george who was assassinated, both surname was Bush. Bush had a father name bush both their first names were George. They were both Presidents, They were both males etc, etc,. off to bed now, somebody please wake me up when it happens.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-07-14 19:02:12

most of you people talk as if you are kennedy or you were the one who examined his body. you weren\\\'t him and you didnt examine his body, so therefore you cannot say for sure how many times he got shot or where he got shot. stop acting like you know, you don\\\'t.
Contributed by   on 2006-08-08 15:01:20

wow..you guys are smart but also ur like fighting...\'he was shot with 3 bullets! no 1!! nooo 3!!\' i would like to agree with one of the last people...YOU werent there so YOU dont know...you guys just have different information from different sources...you could all be wrong
Anonymously contributed on 2006-08-16 20:44:04

Long live John Lennon.
Contributed by   on 2006-08-24 16:38:33

The \'rush to judgement\' hearing on the Kennedy assassination was manipulated by communists to cover up the fact that he was killed by a coalition of interests including Cuba, The Soviet Union, The CIA and KFC - in other words a \'red hearing\'. President Lincoln kept a pet fish which was scarlet in colour - a red herring.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-09-09 01:27:03

I THINK ELVIS DID IT. JOHN LENNON TOLD ME. HE SAID \'I MET ELVIS THE OTHER DAY\'AND I REPLIED \'OH.YES? WHAT DID HE SAY?\' HE SAID \'ELVIS SAID REMEMBER JOHN, I AM THE KING\',SO I SAID,YES I KNOW ELVIS. BUT REMEMBER ONE THING. WE THE BEATLES ARE THE ROYAL FAMILY IN THIS WORLD\' SO HE WENT AWAY TO SHOOT JFK. AND THEN HE SHOT JOHN
Contributed by   on 2006-09-17 06:25:15

I think people should understand that in every century there would be certain things that coincide with each other. Likewise, in each 2 centuries there would be two persons that will share the same life and death. Even you, the reader, there created a person just like you in the late century, however there will also be another \'photocopy\' who will have the same characteristics with u to come 100 years later after you. That\'s the law of a nature, everything repeats itself.
Contributed by   on 2006-09-26 11:20:48

um....im not very good at this sorta mystery thing but i think someone was lying about most of these things...why does it have to be kennedy and abraham huh? why cant it be abraham and roosevelt? huh? HUH??? HUUUUUUH??!!!!! but i gots to agrre with the whole thing about there not being a secure police force or whatever...i think someone PLANNED it all and killed off kennedy.....but yea...thtas all im not very good at carring these crafty conversations...lol...^x^ i can only give funny opinions....

BYE!
Contributed by   on 2006-09-27 21:08:18

Well...it\'s actually pretty interesting so many coincidences between two very important murders. Both were presidents, and had lots of important issues...i think pages like this are great!! Let\'s give history a chance to be fun
Contributed by   on 2006-10-03 16:42:30

Having been a JFK assasination buff for many years I found this Web site interesting. However it was also so repedative that I had a hard time figuring out what some of the writers were trying to say.

I do however, agree with the perception that we must look beyond the obvious and deeper to find the root cause behind the murder. Then we might find out who assasinated President Kennedy. I also concur that the assasination was a conspirecy. The reason was not just the questions brought about by independant investagators like Mark Lane. but that in time it became obvious we were all being led down some side path. There could only be one reason for that, to avoid the truth.

Mr. Garrasson once said that after review of these facts we would find that the assasination was nothing more than a coup detant\' specifically designed to change the direction that kennedy was taking this country.

Whatever happened on that dark day in Dallas it is a fact that the direction of this country changed and we were and never will be the same as we were then.

I was a mere 11 years old then, but I remember it all to well, the deep sadness, fear of the unknown, the who\'s, why\'s, when\'s and where\'s. These questions and more were inplanted by those who would control the aftermath of the events of November 22, 1963, to assure that the real details and real facts would never beknown. However, just for mystery sake, something buried deep in this manuscript
I do not think Oswald pulled a trigger that day. It was my understanding that on that Friday reporters asked if Dallas Police had found powder burns on Oswald, the answer was no, but we will. In short, poder burns or no Oswald was the Patsey.......just kike he said he was.

I agree folks.....Look beyound the obvious,ask the questions still unasked.

Don Horton
Contributed by   on 2006-10-04 15:52:06

According to a story, someone shot JFK from the storm drain outlet as the motorcade was passing by.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-10-17 10:15:55

hi my name is jenna johnson i think its srrange that both of those 2 mens last name was johnson ive always wondered if i was related to them...hmmmmm...well if my afterschool teacher mr. hissom from danville,arkansas elementary is reading this,mr hissom told me facts about kennedy and lincoln so today i decided to look up more facts! thanks mr and mrs hissom! i wish you were my history teacher this year! love yall! bye! and by the way im going to print out this page and bring it to afterschool to show to everyone!!!! hope you have a wonderful weekend! mr hissom if you are reading this email me at:
jenna_sparklez2006@yahoo.com or anyone who likes history PLEASE EMAIL ME!!! HISTORY AND READING ARE MY FAVORITE SUBJECTS!!!!!!!!
Anonymously contributed on 2006-10-21 13:41:40

i am greatly shocked by this articles and all of your comments. but i am still confused by your different comments. i am a vietnamese student, this afternoon i will have a small talk about life of Lincoln & Kennedy.your comments helped me so much, thanks
Contributed by   on 2006-10-31 21:36:28

On the History Channel they tested the \\\'magic bullet\\\' theory. Using state of the art technology and the exact model used to shoot JFK they were able to redo the shooting exactly with one bullet.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-11-02 06:56:48

TIM Oswald. Look it up!
Anonymously contributed on 2006-11-03 18:49:01

Just wonderful Andy...I have been looking inside my brain for the word \'anagrams\' for several years now...Thank you for clicking on the light. In return I hope for you to find your pop o tart or pop o jello toaster dweller or whatever it is or could be...thanks
Anonymously contributed on 2006-11-04 17:53:42

I just those that wanted to know that Booth was in a barn/warehouse. It was a barn that things were stored into therefore people called it a warehouse also to make both of these conspiracies seem a lot more alike.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-11-10 16:25:46

i think most of you guys are retarded. what\\\'s the point of saying this is a conspiracy? i\\\'ts not going to magically make them spring out of their graves!! get over it!
Contributed by   on 2006-11-26 00:04:44

Everyone knows that actors and super models (LHO was a super model in Cuba) make the best assassins....
Anonymously contributed on 2006-11-27 07:48:31

Not a similarity or a conspiracy theory or anything like that. Just what I think is a simple answer to a much asked question:
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'Why would our government today continue the cover-up pertaining to the Kennedy assasination?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' Well, I believe the simple answer is: Shortly after the truth is known, there will be no \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'our government\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'............Think about it.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-12-04 23:29:11

The JFK assasination will obviously never be solved. The History Channel\'s \'recreation\' as previously mentioned, if it\'s the same one I saw, just proved it was possible for LHO to get 3 shots off in 8 seconds and be able to shoot the back of JFKs head. Hardly proving the magic bullet theory. I\'m very familiar with JFK\'s wounds, and there\'s really only one way for it to happen, as far as I see it:

First shot...came from LHO and missed the car entirely, hitting a curb bouncing off and hitting a bystander on his cheek/chin area who was standing under the triple under pass and later photographed.

Second Shot...Came from LHO a couple of seconds later and struck JFK in the back and never exited.

Third Shot....Came from the Grassy Knoll and entered JFK\'s throat, nicking his tie and causing him to raise his arms to it.

Fourth Shot...Came from LHO who missed JFK and struck Gov. Conelly\'s back, exited, hit his right wrist and lodged in his left thigh. This angle is the only way his wounds could have been caused. This shot and the third shot that came from the Grassy Knoll were fired about 0.7 seconds apart. Causing many to think there were only 4 shots as these were shot almost simultaneoulsy.

Fifth Shot...Came from the Grassy Knoll and hit JFK in the right temple area of his head, exiting at the rear of it, causing the brain matter to be thrown rearward onto the limo\'s trunk, where Jackie is seen trying to retrieve a part of it. She later gave this to a doctor in Parkland. Also, a motor cycle cop had brain matter on his lip area and he was to the rear and left of the president when he was struck.

5 shots....2 shooters. This is only my theory of how all the wounds were caused and the angles required to cause them. Also taking into account that LHO\'s gun can only fire a shot once every 2.3 seconds and the Zapruder film as evidence. It just makes sense to me to look at it this way as opposed to coming up with magic bullets and 3 shots that were flying all over the place that terrible day.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-12-17 10:56:07

It is not a proven fact that Kennedy and Lincoln\\\'s secretaries were named after each other.
Anonymously contributed on 2006-12-30 11:09:48

Face it people. Unless you were Kennedy\\\'s best friend or family memeber or Lincoln\\\'s best friend or family memeber your never really going to know the real story. Maybe these are all quincedences. We\\\'ll never know. We are all just ordinary people trying to figure out what happened to two wonderful presidents
Anonymously contributed on 2007-01-02 15:23:29

People please don\'t take the humor away from this page , to those people that write page essays if you are really intrested in the real facts go some place else where they really DO CARE . OH by the way i cant belive i sat here and read this hole page , but i was funny lol
Contributed by   on 2007-01-04 14:56:25

i have feeling that noone here has any iea what theyre talking about..so just be quiet and stop writing essays on a page that isnt even investigating the murder\'s themselves, simply the similarities between two murders. So if you hav a correction for an error you found on the page, be my guest and corect it. But if you want to talk about how important it is to learn about history or if you want to investigate the murders...go to school
Anonymously contributed on 2007-01-04 22:39:27

Why do people make all this talk about this happened like this, and this like this? why can\\\'t people just leave at this, Booth shot Lincoln, and Kennedy was shot by Oswald. Not, oh my gosh this guy got bla bla bla and this guy bla bla bla
Anonymously contributed on 2007-01-09 15:53:30

ok so i just wanted to tell you that it is almost impossible for oswald to kill kennedy

while in the military or something, oswald obviously had to take shooting tests

the man who gave him those test stated that oswald was a HORRIBLE marksman, and couldnt shoot a peice of fake person paper (wow i dont know what its called) let alone a moving vehicle with a small target like a man, from far up on a building, and hit him almost perfectly
Contributed by   on 2007-01-09 19:17:22

No no no! You\'ve all got it wrong! It was the Iraqi\'s! They killed Lincoln and then went after Kennedy! All the evidence is there! Damnit, we\'ve been forgiving for too long! We better nuke \'em now before they terrorize us more! Actually, let\'s just bomb the hell out of everybody and take over the world! BWAHAHAHA! We shall use the empty land of Europe to send all the immigrants back to where they came from! Only Americans here, thank you. And Australia shall be where we send our tax-money consuming prisoners, and then we\'ll bomb it again! BWAHAH! And we\'ll use Canada as a giant garbage dump!


God Bless America!

~and is it just me, or do the smores poptarts and the chocolate chip ones taste suspiciously alike? COINCIDENCE?!
Anonymously contributed on 2007-01-12 00:23:57

You really need to organize this page!!!!!!!!

LOL
Anonymously contributed on 2007-01-24 09:23:34

Sounds like someone has overdosed on Pop Tarts! Came across this site by accident and have really injoyed reading (?) I believe I read once were Jackie O concealed a deringer under her pillbox hats. Nah, maybe it was a little \\\'bird\\\' that was involved with Pres. Kennedy\\\'s early demise. Maybe worth checking into. Not sure if this has been confirmed on site yet, but there is a Monroe, Maryland
Anonymously contributed on 2007-01-27 14:50:05

It is obvious if you watch the Zapruder film in rewind that a bullet came from Kennedy and shot Oswald. Also why where they driving in reverse??? As far as similarities between Kennedy and Lincoln both had facial hair, but Kennedy shaved his.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-01-30 23:29:50

Hey ya\'ll, first off, what they probably meant when they said that Kennedy was shot by one bullet, is that he was shot by only ONE FATAL shot, and another not so dangerous shot, and second, people who are talking about errors, try not to make errors yourself, because that makes you look dumb and hypocritical (makes you a hypocrit). Oh yeah, and I\'m only 14, and I can spell WAY better than you people, and if that\'s wrong grammar, oh well, I\'m probably a lot younger than ya\'ll anyway.

GOSH!!!
Contributed by   on 2007-01-31 21:12:34

I believe Raymond Massey is Abe Lincoln reincarnated!
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-01 22:07:02

hey people if don\'t like what\'s written on this site why don\'t you make your own. I can\'t believe that i read this whole thing.Oh yeah...There is a God and he\'s probably laughing at all you people and your dumb comments and he knows what really happened so why don\'t you ask him when you get to heaven that is if you\'re going. I am, I \'m the only smart one who realizes that he knows everything.. duh! I mean he is God.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-05 17:06:18

I believe Mr. Hughes stated in 2004 that this was a humor page - it is suppose to be fun! God gave us a brain so why no use it and what better way then to discuss fact vs fiction + humor. The official policy of the FBI is to never close Pres. Kennedy\'s case. In 1996 they were doing test on a fingerprint and as late as 2000 they were doing test on the suppose bullet that was removed from his skull, botching both. Why would the government after 40+ years keep suppressing the truth. We have read everything about everyone involved, how their dots connect and a suspected reason, but there is no creditable evidence against any.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-10 01:05:25

In your statement you spelled \\\\\\\'car\\\\\\\' wrong you spelled \\\\\\\'card\\\\\\\'
instead of car. How could he be in a \\\\\\\'card\\\\\\\'? I don\\\\\\\'t know,
but thanks for all similarities I enjoyed reading the rambling of anonymous writers, it was entertaining. And I
think I\\\\\\\'m the first to not make a spelling error.
Contributed by   on 2007-02-11 02:07:19

I did a project on JFK and Lincoln and about half of the coincidences you siad are not true so maybe you should get your facts straight before you make a website, okay?
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-11 16:09:10

I agree with the last comment. My father a while ago was a Lincoln fanatic and would study every peice of evidence about him and alot of the things you wrote were indeed false so he was pretty pissed off after reading this.
Contributed by   on 2007-02-11 16:13:04

I object!All of these coments are wrong wrong wrong!I am a six grader in the school of L.C. swain middle school(larwence carter middle school).I just wana say that u guys or mocking the presense of history!Ill tell the truth how it is i am doing thise from the computer in my school and im trying not to get caught.soo shhhhh!Ok here we go.jfk has almost no simalretes between abe lincoln.I would know im doing a project on abe and my gf is doing it on jfk.Reasonablly like the only simalaraty is there last letters of there name thats about it...thATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY TY FOR LISENING =) =3

Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-14 10:36:54

Oh my gosh why are all of you always saying \'nonono it was 2 bullets\' \'oh no its was 3 bullets\'
who gives a care i mean both presidents got shot next to there wives!!! thats all that matters!! so stop trying to be all smart about how oh i know that he wasnt born in 1808!! this web iste is just entertain you!! gosh you people are going to start world war 3 about this!!! so stop trying to make this page about you knowing everything about this page cause its not!! its about entertaining the people who are fasinated with the presidential history!! okay they both got shot! 1...2...3 doesnt matter!!! they got shot!!! doesnt matter his its a \'magic bullet\' or not!!! gosh now my fingers hurt from me yelling at all these show offs!!!!!


so yeah... GO ABE!!!! GO JOHN!!!!
Contributed by   on 2007-02-16 21:11:32

What kind of a statement is being made when students in school are relying on information posted on a JOKE PAGE for school projects.
Contributed by   on 2007-02-17 14:05:35

Abe Lincoln and kennedy have more in like than you think! First they both prefer poptarts when they POP out of the toaster rather then pull them out of the oven. LAME! Both were shot , yes indeed, but did you know they both ate a poptart before death? Are poptarts the real criminal here!?
After Years of research I learned that poptarts shouldn\'t be microwaved in the wraper same as baked or put in a toaster with said wraper on. These presidents also had another serious similarity they both were all hyped up on Mountain Dew just before this incident. On a lighter note cereal does not cook well in a microwave or stove, I burnt a couple of bowls of it. I was working on anagrams when I tried LINCOLN KENNEDY MUDER and i found REDNECK DRILL MONEY NUN! This is crazy! I don\'t know what it means but it does sound cool! I think it relates to the NUNS that Kennedy paid MONEY and Lincoln was a REDNECK that invented the DRILL! Well I shall keep it up. My Story shall be told in a movied called Poptarts and Past! It is all fact people!
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-23 22:29:50

There is an even bigger statement than any other out there. Abe Lincoln was shot and so was Kennedy, but that is were the similarity ends. JFK was a young president and abe was old. One liked to eat waffles (JFK) the other(Abe) liked toaster stroodles. MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm the cream all soft................................................................................................... Waffles good to but you need log cabin syrup (see the similarity) to make it good. The stroodle is all goooooooooood to go. Side tracked sorry. Well they were both shot, but JFK didn\'t get killed from a man but the one it was actually was was the Pillsburry Dough Boy! In anger for JFK eating waffles rather than strooooooodles MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. In his rage the little round dough man fired ths shot with a dough rifle and the bullet disolved once inside. In case you are wondering it is actually Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Just mind you ths is not a guess this is fact and i am going to the Pillsburry factory to ebark on a journey to assasinate this little round man. If I don\'t write in a week call the FBI and tell them this story. I must embark now on this long journey.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-23 22:59:13

Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-23 23:08:33

A B C D E F G
Gummie bears are after me!
Some are red and some are blue
A yellow one just stole my shoe!
Same thing happened to JFK and Lincoln

And they both \'didn\'t know what it eant but they LOVED it!\'
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-23 23:22:45

I just wanted to add that I was at Gold Circle the day JFKs parents bought that syrup that he spilled on his fathers Lincoln...and it was not Log Cabin syrup! I was Valu Time! I chased him out of Gold Circle and tryed to tell him that history would be destroyed if he bought Valu Time instead of Log Cabin, but they got away too quick.
Contributed by   on 2007-02-26 02:51:55

The assasin of john F. Kennedy shot him from a warehouse and ran into a thearte and the assasin of Lincoln shot him in a thearte and ran into a ware house
Contributed by   on 2007-03-06 15:26:13

Booth didnt run into a warehouse...he was found in a tobacco barn, 11 days later.
Oswald was found in a theater 1 hour later.

That\'s one stretch of a coincidence.
Contributed by   on 2007-03-07 11:44:08

I agree with some of the comments, especially about Lee Harvey Oswald being the only person doing the shooting. There must have been more than one shooter, too many witnesses comming out with information concerning the grassy knoll. Too little security around the president. Also, Oswald getting gunned down by Jack Ruby, a gangster!! We never got a decent explanation as to why Ruby was so incensed!! All we heard was the he was patriotic and just wanted revenge on the guy who killed JFK, are you kidding? Why would Jack Ruby be soooo upset about JFK getting assassinated, enough for him to shoot Oswald, and die in prison himself? Too many coincidences, doesn\'t add up. Most of it seems all planned, with Oswald and Ruby being the two main fall guys. Much bigger fish behind the scenes. Too bad we\'ll never really find out.
Contributed by   on 2007-03-09 11:15:43

Personally I feel that the JFK assasination had something to do with the Marilyn Monroe scandal...It didn\'t look good for him being seen with her and the rumors flying at the time. Also, it would hurt her career...so I think someone should look into that a little more..
Contributed by   on 2007-03-14 21:22:54

I think we should stop arguing about it \'cause it\'s over with! I\'m not saying to forget about these presidents, but we\'re in the 21st century for goodness sake!
Thanx for reading, I thought it was all really interesting.(whether true or false)
Anonymously contributed on 2007-03-15 16:46:53

Lincoln never was assasinated, he still lives today and works in tesco in barnstaple just of the A219. he worked for a brief spell under the name john franklin kennedy and obtained a brief job as the preseident of the USA however as he had already obtained this position before under a different name he was removed form office his replacement a man also names JFK was incredulously stupid and therefore merely \'forgot\' to use the bubble as it was then known. He is still well today and likes custard creams.
Contributed by   on 2007-03-23 10:02:45

The only organization that could have pulled this off and covered it up was the Government! Did I say, ORGANIZED? I should have said, mismanaged. This happened in 1962, when American people still believed Their elected officials. It was a time of innocence. I was twenty one years old. After the grief this Country went through during those dark days of President Kennedy\'s funeral, the American people woke up from a nightmare only to realize that nothing would ever be the same again and that has proven to be true. More than President John F. Kennedy died that day in Dallas!
Anonymously contributed on 2007-03-23 16:12:27

i just want to say that lee harvey oswald, jfk, lincoln, and booth are all on my top eight on myspace and the truth is that JFK and lincoln were assasinated because they deleted booth and oswald off their friends list.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-04-14 21:30:22

Ok, so even supposing there was some kind of conspiracy, what are we supposed to do with it? I mean, sure, some people do a victory dance and get bragging rights, but then what? Are we supposed to look out for other similar circumstances? Are we supposed to look at every single situation and nitpick every single microscopic detail so that nothing goes wrong? This is what I hate about conspiracy theories. Don\\\'t ask me if I think there\\\'s a conspiracy. I don\\\'t care if it\\\'s right or wrong, just tell me what to do with it.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-04-15 16:35:02

lincoln secretarys last name was kennedy and warned him not to go to the theator cause he was sick

Kennedys secretarys last name was licoln and warned him not to ride in a convertable
Anonymously contributed on 2007-05-08 01:16:20

no, he wasnt... the governer in the front seat was...kennedy was shot once in the throat, then once in the head
Contributed by   on 2007-05-15 08:31:41

A week or so before Abraham Lincoln was shot he went and had a picture of himself taken. When this picture was being developed the glass plate it was on cracked. It cracked on the exact spot where he was later shot, to this day you can still find the picture all over the place and see the crack running along the entire frame of the picture.
Contributed by   on 2007-05-16 19:30:27

Marilyn Monroe died in \'62. Kennedy visited her in \'63?
Contributed by   on 2007-05-27 18:36:44

I have read books and done research on the Kennedy assasination since 1970 and have come to the conclusion that the bullit that killed the President did not come from the book building or Lee Harvey Oswald, BUT from the grassy knoll. Of course the puzzle will not be complete until the Warren Commission lets go of the REAL report. That report won\'t be available until the year 2017 unless the sitting President closes it permanently, which he can do. The bullit that killed him hit the front of his head. I have seen the autopsy pictures and it is clear where the bullit struck. Lee Harvey Oswald could NOT have fired that shot. He may have fired a shot or shots, but failed to kill the President. He was a patsy just as he said. This conspiracy goes right to the top and the top would be Lyndon Baines Johnson who didn\'t \'want\' to be the President, remember? Oh, but he did. He wanted it so bad that he ordered the hit on Kennedy and was only too happy to accept the presidency on November 22,1963. He went on to run again. But he didn\'t want to be President. LOL
History changed at the hands of Johnson and no one else. Of course he had help, but he sure did benefit, and was able to carry it out. Just my opinion....
Contributed by   on 2007-06-12 00:26:59

new one here... both kennedy and lincoln are spelled with the same sequence... consenant, vowel, conscenant, consenant, vowel, consenant, consenant.
Contributed by   on 2007-06-12 19:12:27

i think that was very cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymously contributed on 2007-06-15 20:31:20

LEARN TO SPELL!!! And no matter how badly we might want to know the facts, we might never know, all right? Plus, who cares who warned who or where the shot was fired? Dead is dead, and Kennedy and Lincoln both happen to be dead right now. Even if Oswald wasn\\\\\\\'t the killer, the real killer is more than likely dead by now, or WAY too old to be killing anyone now. Also...get your facts straight when you are posting this stuff, not because you\\\\\\\'re stupid, but because when you\\\\\\\'re wrong you look stupid to the WHOLE WORLD!!!
Anonymously contributed on 2007-06-22 13:45:50

CommentLincoln\\\'s secretary didn\\\'t warn him not to go because he was sick. He was bored and his favorite place was the theater. THAT\\\'S WHY he went to the theater that night. And yes the whole grassy knoll theory is pretty much correct. Watch the Zapruder film and you see that his head flies BACKWARDS from a shot fired in front of him. Also, many witnesses claim that they saw gun smoke rising from behind the fence right after the shots rang out. ALSO, anyone that is in denial about the conspiracy, are you really that dumb? Many say that Oswald killed Tippit and that he was the lone killer in the assassination. ---He was seen running from the Texas School Book Depository--wearing a brown jacket---oswald was caught in the theater with a white jacket, and also the person that shot Tippit was wearing a brown jacket.--------- back to the similiarities though, some are true and a lot are TOO far-fetched
Anonymously contributed on 2007-06-22 22:12:30

ok we all know that kennedy\'s assassination was a conspiracy. If you read enough and look closely at the evidence, you can CLEARLY see that the CIA, anti-Castro participants, and low life rejectees [such as Lee Harvey Oswald] were all behind it. If you watch the videos of this day in 1963 NOT 1962, you can see some secret service members waving to back up, as if they knew that shots were going to be fired. OR LETS TALK ABOUT HOW oswald got a personal invitation to Johnson\'s home, that Oswald\'s wife claims he went to. The whole damn government set up his assassination, but we all know that the Kennedys have a tendency to die mysteriously. AND, Marilyn Monroe died in 1962, so theres no possible way that JFK could be with her before his shooting. Besides, JFK despised Monroe after he learned about her connection with the mafia and she had \'dirt\' on him. RANDOM, but Monroe didn\'t commit suicide.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-06-22 22:21:38

Lincoln knew how to spell Kennedy,
Kennedy knew how to hire someone to spell Lincoln for him

Didn\'t Kennedy\'s third cousin\'s wife\'s sister\'s boyfriend once ride in a Lincoln?

I heard Lincoln once had Kennedy Stones.
Contributed by   on 2007-06-25 20:06:02

When I first started reading these comments I thought the info was really cool, but as I read on I just couldn\'t help but think that most of the info was made up. How would you know all of this info about the assassinations?
Anonymously contributed on 2007-07-17 22:52:40

I whole-heartedly believe that the Bush \'dynasty\' had a great deal to do with the JFK assassination. George H.W. Bush did it as an initiation to Skull & Bones. I believe that only a core group of people actually participated in the assassination while many people knew about it but kept their mouths shut out of fear of being next. Powerful people are still dying mysteriously because they speak out against the evil powers. Paul Wellstone! George W. Bush killed JFK Jr. for his Skull & Bones initiation. King George blew up the TOWERS for money, power, and greed! Osama is alive and well, living off money that his long-time family friend, George W. Bush, gave him to act like he was behind 9/11. The whole thing was actually funded by the Royal family of Saudi Arabia (Bush Family Friends). Dick Cheney shot that guy because he disagreed with something he said (NOT AN ACCIDENT). Paul Wellstone (NOT AN ACCIDENT). JFK Jr. (NOT AN ACCIDENT). Marilyn Monroe (NOT AN ACCIDENT). Ted Kennedy (FRAMED). John Lennon (GOVERNMENT).

The government is not your friend and you should never trust it!

There is a good chance that Abe Lincoln and JFK were on and the same!
Contributed by   on 2007-07-27 14:24:57

Lincoln was IN Monroe, Maryland as some time or another and Kennedy was IN Marilyn Monroe as some time or another! Now, how about that for wierd!?
Anonymously contributed on 2007-07-30 16:43:51

IM FROM DOWN UNDER, SO I DON\\\\\\\'T REALLY KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT ALL OF THIS. BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT TWO VERY GOOD MEN DIED FOR NO REASON, WHICK SUCKS BIG TIME. AND JUST ONE MORE THING, IT\\\\\\\'S COOL THAT THERE IS A SITE DEDICATED TO THESE MEN THAT ARE A PART OF THE AMERICAN HISTORY, YOU WOULDN\\\\\\\'T SEE SOMTHING LIKE THAT HERE, THAT HAS SO MANY RESPONSES ON IT. AMERICANS ARE VERY PATRIOTIC. IT\\\\\\\'S COOL. FROM AUSSIE GIRL.
Contributed by   on 2007-08-18 02:35:54

JFK could not have seen his friend Marilyn Monroe one week before he died, because she had been dead since August 1962.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-08-18 21:00:15

People think that Lincoln and Kennedy were warned about the assaination. THEY WERN\'T WARNED AT ALL.


I am a beleiver that the Kennedy assaination was a conspiracy. Watch the film closly and you\'ll see John F. Kennedys head jerk vilontlly backwards. If he was shot in the back of the head wouldn\'t his head jerk forward? I believe there may have been another shooter.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-08-25 07:19:43

Ummm, Monroe is not even a real town or city in Maryland, according to the post office at least, it might have been then though... and why don\'t we research the billion other conspiricies the government\'s got going on, and give this one a rest. Plus, they knew people would draw these conclusions which is why it goes way deeper. I don\'t know how but we do have a super smart government contrary to popular belief...not the president maybe...I mean, Bush can\'t even pronounce \'nuclear.\' But yes, people, give it a rest. Some of these things, are just ridiculous.

Don\'t get me wrong, some of these comments are a kick in the pants!
=3)
Contributed by   on 2007-09-27 00:39:55

I think that Lydon B Johnson had alot to do with the assination of JFK. JFK was a great man and its a shame that he didn\'t get to finish out his term because he would have been the greatest president in the History of the United States of Americas
Contributed by   on 2007-10-09 09:51:47

Lincoln was elected in 1860, Kannedy was elected in 1960!!
Contributed by   on 2007-10-16 15:16:33

Wow! All you conspiracy theory believers, I have a message for you: Go back to the 70s when everything was a conspieracy and everyone was out to get everyone else. Secondly, is is compleatly impossibal that anyone could act on their own accord? Please. OMG! I just saw a satalite. It must be the Russians trying to kill us all.
Thanks
Anonymously contributed on 2007-10-17 14:09:27

Well I am a senior at Azusa High School and today it was brought to my attention about the similarities! It shocked me. But dont think that the similarities shocked me,it was more than that, the fact that we all have unanswered questions and guess what fellow neightbors we will never know! Lets stop trying to put a story together and just give them thanks for making this nation what it is today! Even though lincoln was responsible for over half a million lives lost in the war. Even though Kennedy had an affair with the biggest sex symbol ever lived (Marilyn Monroe) these were two of the most influencial and brightest men we have ever had.
Contributed by   on 2007-11-13 16:31:10

yeah just wanted to let the person who wrote a comment way at the top of the page that during the JFK shooting the presidents did not get to have secret service men or women and it wasn\'t even a federal crime to kill the President of The United States of America
Anonymously contributed on 2007-12-03 20:49:57

I come from Cy-Ridge HighSchool. This is very very intresting and I \'Boo-ed\' Julia and she screamed. Very spooooky D;
Contributed by   on 2007-12-07 09:12:18

ZOMG. I AM SO SCARED. My physics teacher poked me in the face, I will call for lawsuit. By the way, I am doing a Abraham Lincoln project. I could use this! ^_^
Contributed by   on 2007-12-07 09:14:44

President Lincoln and President Kennedy do not need me to defend them. The first great striking similarity between both of these great men is just that. They were both great men. They were not \'teen idols\' or performers, or pseudo political actors, or losers trying to get noticed on a blog, one of trillions, they were great, by that I mean that they were both brave, noble, courageous, self -sacrificing men, who put others ahead of their own personal comfort zone. They led their countries brilliantly, made them profitable, made them strong and fearless, made them compete and unite through their strength, and above all made the people who elected them happy. Genuinely happy. They both believed in science & self determination. They both gave a vision to the world of how beautiful it would be to be free of everyone else trying to surpress your spirit and individuality, (Donald Fagans song \'IGY\' on the NIGHTFLY was inspired by it also. )this is something that right now you are losing as you read this article. MSN is spying on you, Google is spying on you, All of the intelligence agencies are spying on you, just by reading my words you are technically taking a risk. They both wrote elloquent speeches that even if you read them today, you find yourself moved to the point of tears everytime, because the truth in their words were timeless. If you read their speeches, they work in any country because they uphold the highest ideals of mankind. George Bush and his pitiful son have only ever been quoted in joke books. No other President or world leader or even human being is quoted as much as Shakespeare, Kennedy, Churchill and Lincoln. (In ancient history its usually Aristotle, Plato or Ceasar.) (In the modern world its usually Lennon/McCartney or Spider-Man \'With Great power, comes great responsibility.\' (LOL See Evan Almighty LOL.) Their speeches have inspired the creation of every kind of mythical hero, Stan Lee Creator of Spider-Man said \'I wanted to create a kennedy for the kids!\' Gene Roddenberry said \'If the studio wanted a Starship, only a Kennedy would lead it, Captain James Tiberius Kirk is just JFK in space.\' Even Steve McGarratt in Hawaii 5\'0 was Kennedy as a cop, like Ironside was Roosevelt as a cop. So to be clear, they were men, not boys, not childish or folksy, not actors or popstars, they were both men. As men, they did not shirk their duty, they both knew they were going to die, and both of them faced their destinies with an awe inspiring amount of grace and serene solemnity. They are the epitomy of courage. It is hard for the minds on this blog to even contemplate just how much pressure they bore the brunt of. Kennedy knew he would never see his son grow up, you can see it in his eyes everytime he picked him up. It always made my mother cry and its again something that only a woman notices. Kennedy wrote himself that he knew he would die young, and quoted a poem \'I have a date with destiny.\' Both men, took the USA to a higher standard of living and a higher standard of how to live than any other Presidents even since their passing. Thats their real legacy they made America fearless. As I write these words america is scared of everything, your scared of blacks, foreigners, el nino, oil prices, drugs, the weather, immigration, guns, lead paint, education, aids, sex, gays, food, terrorists, supersonic aircraft, bombs, the fake war in iraq, the abortion pill, in fact I cannot think of anything that america is not scared of, it has become a mental institution the size of a continent. I am aware of this list. The list is true, full stop. The small items in the list that do not add up are put there deliberately as misinformation just so that the entire list is \'debunked\' and placed into doubt. This is called \'misinformation\' it is an extremely effective way to make you give up. It is never hard to make any american give up, as your entire society is dedicated only to surface impressions of everything. All of the comments that followed this list are proof of that. There were no intelligent comments that were placed, the people who liked the list were scared of its implications, the ones who did not agree with the list set about assassinating it with same vitriol and ignorant hatred that killed both great men in the first place. In 1998 in Cambridge University UK a computer was programmed by several of the best students to verify the truth of the list. This project was started due to Freddy Krueger\'s Nightmare on Elm St, the premise began because of the real life incident where American Teenagers had been found dead in their beds from sheer shock, no foul play they did actually all die from some kind of bad dream. Wes Craven named the film after the street that Kennedy was killed on ..... Elm St. Once the computer was loaded with every bit of historical data they could find in a year of inputting the data it was given the task to find and map out all of the historical connections pertaining \'ONLY\' to those two great men, it did not just find the original 18 connections but it found 7956 connections. I do mean just under Eight Thousand connections. These only existed between these two men and no others. Four other twinned Presidents were run along side these as a test (8 more Presidents) they turned up about 10 coincidences each many of which were nonsense like \'both are lefthanded\' and such like. One week after the research was completed the FBI paid a visit to Cambridge University and confiscated all 67 computers and cleaned out the entire department. All of the teachers were SECTION D NOTICED and given private warnings, and the students were all privately cautioned to not delve into the subject matter ever again or risk expulsion. Thats freedom for you. The design of the list was inspired by a man called COUNT LOUIS HAMON .... Cheiro as he was popularly known He had a list of coincidences of King Louis the 14th and thats how he discovered a law of periodicity of numbers. Look it up, if your brave enough. I will tell you that I have seen the list, one day you will too. According to Cheiro, Lincoln = 3153735 = 27. Kennedy = 2555541 = 27. Thats another coincidence. In all of nature in all 25 Billion Lightyears of it coincidences do not exist, patterns form because patterns exist, do not let inadequate men lie to you and subvert your intelligence. Of the people in this world worth remembering they are among the few, not because they are an elite, but because they did not fall in line and be herded around like meek drugged sheep, they thought for themselves and when they found a truth they held on to it with everthing they had. Try to let a little of their courage rub off on you, try to let a little of their kindness into your hearts too. President Lincoln and President Kennedy will always represent the best of the human spirit because they were real. Everything else is just a dream... or a nightmare ... on Elm St.
Contributed by   on 2007-12-17 02:42:50

I am really facinated by this topic...I was wondering if there were other facts that are even weirder than this???
Anonymously contributed on 2008-01-09 21:14:59

i think the real conspiracy people look overe is martin luther king and j.f.k. but it\'s not tooken into belief because hes black. but if u do notice martin luther KING also j.f.k.\'s favortie rock and roll player was the KING!
Contributed by   on 2008-01-12 21:49:21

did anyone ever think that Johnson might have been behind the whole thing. i mean, the secret services were no where to be found when JFK was assassinated.
Contributed by   on 2008-01-14 14:16:58

i think that this is all interesting but a couple are untrue.by the way, i know some people that are not dead and the whole world is waiting to know so let it out NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Contributed by   on 2008-01-19 08:54:19

wow all you people need to get a life! live in the present not 45 years ago.
Contributed by   on 2008-01-23 12:46:14

There are alote of people who can\'t spel.
Contributed by   on 2008-01-30 14:28:01

Any comparison with OBAMA?
Contributed by   on 2008-02-05 04:07:47

Its funny to see how you all think that you know everything about these two presidents but yet everyone has a different story of how it all happened.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-02-05 09:27:55

nice webpage which kept me busy for 3 hours
Contributed by   on 2008-02-06 06:24:06

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1861.
i am just tring to help you.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-02-06 19:15:44

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1861.
Contributed by   on 2008-02-06 19:17:52

Kennedy\'s dog was named Abe, while Linoln\'s dog was named John. Coincidence?. . . . . .I think not
Anonymously contributed on 2008-02-09 21:59:33

they are releasing the papers of like the autopsies and stuff in 2029 i think if not then just a year or 2 off but just so yall know thats when the truth will be revealed
Contributed by   on 2008-02-09 22:52:50

JFK and Lincoln were both in war during office!!!
Contributed by   on 2008-02-12 19:58:52

just wanted to tell u this is how you spell car.......
Contributed by   on 2008-02-14 12:22:15

oh shut up....why cant you just read these facts and laugh besides getting all technical about...

jeeeeeeeeeeeeez
Contributed by   on 2008-02-15 21:00:18

i hate to tell u guys but JFK was shot once it was such a powerful rifle it toook off the top of his head to me the rifle was probly a 30-06 or a .308 sugesting probly militaty isued
Contributed by   on 2008-02-18 18:03:25

Getting back to the bubbletop . yes it was plexiglass not bulletproof and would not have stoped a bullet but let us just wonder for a monent what if... The temperture was 76 degrees sunny and warm had the bubbletop been in place the glare of the sun would have been beating down on it. vision and trajectory would have been drastically reduced or altered leaving open the possibility that a deflected bullet may have penetrated but gone in a different direction, or maybe not have been as severe. The world will never know.
Contributed by   on 2008-02-19 20:26:22

aliens built the pyramids, cuz if humans could build them back then, then why cant we do it now? if you were to light up every pyramid on earth, from outerspace they would resimble a run-way! inside the great pyramid walls are drawings of landrover look-alike type sketches! the distance from the earth to sun is written in the great pyramid (IMPOSSIBLE FOR HUMANS TO KNOW AT THAT TIME, WE HAD NO TECHNOLIGY)10,000 humans were thought to build the great pyramid, yet impossible to feed them just off the vegitation of the nile river. all mesuments of the great pyramid come to equal pie, thats weird! oh and jfk was the best and the best there ever will be.
Contributed by   on 2008-02-19 22:28:54

Another one.

John F Kennedy was assisinated in a warehouse, and the shooter hid in a theater. Abe Lincoln was shot in a theater, and the shooter hid in a warehouse.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-02-20 21:12:14

I like this site!
Contributed by   on 2008-02-27 21:13:02

OK, I don\'t wanna start waves or nothin, but if you\'re reading this and actually buying into it, seek professional help. The creators of this page have every little detail wrong- I\'d be surprised if they even researched for this site. Don\'t buy into it. Complete bull- every detail. Don\'t beleive me? Look it up! If the creators of this page are reading this, I hope you enjoyed your moment of glory. Idiots... I\'m a professor from Harvard University and the author on the accounts of every president we\'ve ever had. Not only are conspiracies a dellusion of human paranoia, but they don\'t, in most instances (as in this one) make any sense. Rot in hell- Two of America\'s greatest men and you have to put their names to shame by some conspiracy bluff.
-Not from the Goverment
Anonymously contributed on 2008-03-07 08:10:49

If you are in fact a professor at Harvard, I have sincere doubts about the future of students at that university.

This is a humor page, created to spoof the idea of conspiracy theories.
Contributed by   on 2008-03-07 15:18:25

He sounds more like the janitor at Harvard. But to clear up up a few points of these conspiracy nuts let me say this: there was very little security as you know it today back in in 1963. People were not as insulated as they are today and as a boy I shook hands with both JFK and Nixon. There were no metal detectors or was there any security on the warehouse where Oswald fired the shots. Many of these people writing are young and seem to believe that everything was the same back then. I can remember flying in the 80\'s;no one searched you or your bag, you could give any name and just buy a ticket and get on the plane and the stewardesses were all good looking and lit your cigarette. Oswalr was using a very accurate and high powered rifle made for the Italian army. You could buy them back then from mail order catalogues. He was also a Marine marksman
The reason Kennedy didn\'t want the bubble top on was that as I said things were different back then and he wanted to appear more as a man of the people then an insualted President.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-03-09 18:38:43

I no!this site rox!
Contributed by   on 2008-03-23 09:46:39

actually john wilkes booth was found in a abandon barn with his leg broken an a stab wound, bearly alive. he wasnt found in a warehouse.
Contributed by   on 2008-03-25 15:43:35

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1861.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1961.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy
Anonymously contributed on 2008-03-26 05:08:29

I would like to know why so many people are using backslashes (\\) in their comments?
Anonymously contributed on 2008-03-26 15:45:39

Um...President Kennedy was 1st shot in his neck just above his Adam\'s Apple, came out from the front & hit Gov. Conally in his back, came out near his right armpit & went/stayed into his right wrist. The 2nd bullet hit Pres. Kennedy\'s back. The 3rd bullet hit his brain scattering a lot of pieces everywhere; making Mrs. Kennedy scared.
Contributed by   on 2008-03-29 17:54:47

okay all this stuff is very interesting and some people might be right but others might not but whatever you believe in is WHATEVER
Contributed by   on 2008-04-06 10:49:41

this is weird and i am just a middle school student who listens to these kinds of things, but really why would any one really want to kow all about this, but hey this is jus my opinion you can have yours. I do agree that this is interesting, but if you want more kids to learn about this then put more things that we would want it would be very simple. If you say to much mony then you must not care for the educatin now isn\'t that right. I do not know why but mostly the reason why some people write things like this down is for an answer or a problem to solve. Huh i wonder if there would be a comment on this?
Anonymously contributed on 2008-04-14 15:25:33

Wow I am just doing this for a project and you guys don\'t have a life at all. Try getting all your facts right and then putting it on a website that way you don\'t feel the readers false information.
Contributed by   on 2008-04-14 22:06:16

I have done some extensive reading on the Kennedy assassination, and have my opinions about the case. But I will keep those opinions to myself here. I just want to correct some mistakes that were made in the original list, some of which may have already been pointed out.

\'Both were shot with one bullet.\'

Whatever you think about the Kennedy assassination, whatever your views are, there is no way anyone can say that JFK was shot with less than TWO bullets. You can argue for more if you want, and certainly there are some supporting arguments, but no one can say he was shot with ONLY ONE bullet and be taken seriously.

\'Both were rumored to be killed in a conspiracy.
Neither was confirmed to be a conspiracy.\'

The Kennedy conspiracy can be argued pro or con. The Lincoln conspiracy is pretty much fact, covered up only by the dust of history and time. Eight people were tried and convicted of conspiring with Booth in the assassination and the planned assassinations of other high government officials. Reasonable questions can, and have, been raised about at least two of them, and certainly there were some questions raised even at the time about the whole case, but to say the conspiracy was not confirmed is just not true.

\'Lincoln\'s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy\'s secretary was named Lincoln.\'

While Kennedy\'s secretary was Evelyn Lincoln, neither of Lincoln\'s two secretaries were named Kennedy. His White House secretaries were John G. Nicolay and John Hay.

\'John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.\'

Booth was born May 10, 1838, not 1839.

\'Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.\'

Booth rode a horse from the theater--having broken his leg jumping down to the theater stage after shooting Lincoln, he was in no shape to run. Also, he was eventually caught in a BARN, not a warehouse.

\'A week before Lincoln was shot, he was with friends in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with his friend Marilyn Monroe.\'

Marilyn Monroe died August 5, 1962. More than a year before Kennedy was assassinated.

A lot of the other \'coincidences,\' while they may not be untrue, are of shaky status at best.

Draw your own conclusions about the \'coincidences\' of the two Presidents. Certainly there are some, but if you looked at two other Presidents, one could certainly come up with a bunch of \'coincidences\' as well.
Contributed by   on 2008-04-15 21:16:21

hi my name is julia
i like this page a lot
it\'s so informational.
yo soy inteligentes porque mis padres inteligentes
Contributed by   on 2008-04-16 10:19:33

another coincidence is that Oswald was in the marines and booth was also in the marines with robert e lee when they stopped john brown in harpers ferry.
just thought that was intersting
Anonymously contributed on 2008-04-23 16:28:17

I have two comments to make to the author of the anonymous 2004-02-09 06:33:49 comment:
First, do not stray too far. Should Samson wish to slay 1000 more philistines, he may need to borrow your jawbone.
Second, heart rate is regulated by the brain stem, not the right hemisphere, as you incorrectly stated. Clearly, you\'re no brain surgeon.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-04-29 20:39:07

double liberal presidential ownage, sweet!!! Moar now!
Contributed by   on 2008-04-30 09:58:59

If you want to read the closest thing to the truth about the assassination of JFK, until the truth comes out in 2029, then read Salvador Austicia\\\'s online book \\\'Opium Lords\\\' at http://jfkmontreal.com/toc.htm If you don\\\'t want to read the whole book, read the introduction. This makes more sense than anything I\\\'ve ever read and I\\\'ve been reading for over 40 years. Three shooters from the grassy knoll and they were from the drug mafia from Corsica. If your Jewish you won\\\'t like this story.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-05-06 10:03:57

Just thought I would let you all know Kennedy\'s favorite food was oreo\'s and exactly 100 years before kennedy ate his last oreo Lincoln\'s brother invented oreo\'s.

Also Lincoln had a pet dog name Frankie and Kennedy\'s cousins, brother\'s in laws, mother had a pet lizard named frankie.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-05-14 10:08:31

The Green Mile was a terrible movie and should have never been produced.

-Abraham Lincoln
Contributed by   on 2008-05-14 13:47:35

Kennedy was not shot three times he was shot twice.
Once through the throat which in turn the bullet came out and shot the man in front of him and once in the head.
Get your facts straight.
there was nothing about a wrist.
Contributed by   on 2008-05-15 22:29:08

Is there that many people out there with nothing better to do? Why do you all worry about what happened to people that you can not do anything about??? Why are you all looking back when you should be looking forward. Our time is running out. How about spending your time doing something more important like sharing the Word of God. Only you can reserve your place in eternity :SMOKING OR NON-SMOKING
Contributed by   on 2008-05-22 19:13:44

I think you Americans need to relearn your history. JFK was killed because of nuclear weapons he was leaking false instructions on x and xg top secerect wepons design and engineering plans experiements to USSR in return for the missials to be returned to the home land he was not a hero he was your trader he gave us our leg up on the space,nuclear,wepons race. you silly americans are so common.ãëóïàÿ óìèðàþùàÿ ãîíêà
Contributed by   on 2008-05-29 16:28:07

The people who put untrue facts/information that has no true back-up information on this particular matter of the assassinations and the similarities. the-facts are very disappointing. If you plan on impressing people such as my-self you need to have the true facts and not a bunch of very obvious lie. If you don\'t know what REALLY happened the day of Lincoln, and John F. Kennedy\'s assassination do not put it on this website. and the real reason of their death is still unknown to you. You will never know the TRUE reason of his death. We all assume such a reason for both their assassinations. Because both assassinates where never given the chance to contribute their real point they meant to make for their actions so you can\'t put false reasons why they killed. Or why Abraham Lincoln, and john F. Kennedy where assassinated. the assassinates could have only meant to make a point. and what if they where not truly the right assassinates. what if they where set up. But that is a question unanswered. They where never trialed so therefor. you can not consumptuate on the meaning of the assassination.

and they where not killed over some silly matters as SOME people believe it wasn\'t about some ridiculous \' nuclear war\' or about The \' Civil was\' it was for another reason in which I\'m unaware. As i stated above the assassinates where never trialed so people don\'t really know why they where killed. But I\'m sure that if the U.S looked further into the matter we might find the answer. But until then lets not make up lies and accuse of silly maters of the deaths of these two great leaders.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-06-05 13:53:18

Both Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy are still dead.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-06-05 21:09:21

Lincoln and Kennedy were both born naked. Lincoln had an uncle named John Lincoln. Kennedy had an uncle named Abraham Kennedy.
Anonymously contributed on 2008-06-05 21:23:04

Roses are red violets are blue this page rox and most of it aint true -Abraham Lincoln
Contributed by   on 2008-06-05 21:44:55

Lincoln used the john. Kennedy drove a lincoln. Abraham grew a beard and shaved his body, John shaved his face and left his body hair alone. Lincoln slept with his wife, Kennedy slept with everyones wife. Lincoln was homophobic, Kennedy was bi-sexual. ======)
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Both had a last name. Both are reading this page and are going to sue.

Hey my aunt\'s name is Sue. Wow! coincidence, I think not.

My aunt has a full beard like Lincoln. And she only has one Kennedy. And she would have slept with Marilyn Monroe.

John F. Kennedy drove Marilynn Monroe and Marilynn Monroe drove a Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln is on the penny. John F. Kennedy, as a president, wasn\'t worth a penny.
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In the fact about the penny the two times the word \'penny\' is typed they are directly above each other. Weird.




Contributed by   on 2008-06-05 22:10:35

WOW!!!! This page was awsome. I read the entire thing. I don\'t know how long it took me to read it or weather I would like to share my thoughts on the whole thing. Here are some things that I did notice... 1. Alot of the comments were very funny i.e. pop tarts, toaster struddle, Bill Cosby, JELLO, duct tape... it was very entertaining. I will have to add that strawberry cheese danish pop-tarts are the best and duct tape comes in a variety of colors now. 2. The bashing and all of the seriousness on this page is just crazy but still remaining all was interesting i.e. the Harvard guy...what a prick. Aparently he has the all knowing power of God they must be best friends. But I guess they teach you in a class somewhere a Harvard to be a judgemental prick. Mental being the key word here. Good for you guy, your smarter than ever one else on the planet. Sorry for taking so long to verbally assult him, I have spent way to much energy on him already. 3. I noticed that MOST who made comments about spelling, grammer and what-not have made mistakes in their (sometimes brief) addages. I do know that I\'m sure I have made plenty of mistakes already I just don\'t care. It is apparent the you knew what the other person was trying to convey so SHUT UP! No one os perfect. I am going off the subject of the page because I have no life and could afford to spend many hours reading. I figure this page could use some of my words too spelled corectly or not. 4. Why is it that Kennedy could not be with Marilyn? She was dead right? Is there a grave site? Surely even in death we can have visitors. I don\'t know all the facts and don\'t claim to know but this page sure was fun to read. 5. Those who said to leave the subject alone and let the dead rest... how did you arrive at this site? Just wanna know. Some like to argue just for the sake of debate. It\'s fun mabey you should try to see what your brilliant mind can come up with if you decided to use it. Seriously not trying to bash these people but this page is for fun let it be that. I\'m not saying you don\'t have a valid point but it is in our nature to talk about, debate, or gossip if you will about subject matter. This subject is a wondeful way to see how the human mind can work. 5. Kudos to those who research. It\'s great that you check out your info before you talk but there is one problem...your source. Maybe I\'m wrong but everyone seemed to \'KNOW\' what they were talking about. Most of te things I read about \'FACT\' were mostly different. How can this be I thought you were all giving the facts. I say it\'s just not possible. You were not there and if you were you were not the shooter or the one being shoot. I\'m sure there is a lot of factual info on here but we will never find out. I\'m ok with that there are others who are not and that great too. 6. I wish there would be more talk about Bill Cosby on here. He was a great guy too. He endorsed Jell-o and \'puddin\'. What\'s not to love about this. I also think that we can love our sweet fixes equally. Let us not have a war over which delightful treat is better. I say \'Go forth and have your sugary goodness in any shape or form!!\' Yes pop tarts should should spring forth from the toaster...that is the American way.
In short (or in long) what I\'m trying to say is my hair smells really good! Thank you for reading if you did.
p.s. Try not to be so serious all time. It is what it is. p.s.s. Don\'t forget to laugh sometime. P.M.S. My hair still smells good.
Contributed by   on 2008-06-13 05:17:16

I have one question...John Wilkes Booth was caught red-handed and confessed from what I know, did Oswald confess?
Contributed by   on 2008-06-19 12:12:20

ALRITE LOOK HERE EVERYONE...I BELIVE IN ALL OF THE SIMILARITIES...TIME JUST REPEATS ITSELF AND THIS JUST PROVES IT!!! HA AND TO MOST OF YOU THAT THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTING THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST GET YOUR OWN LITTLE PAGE THING AND WRITE WHAT YOU THINK AND JUST SEE WHAT ALL BAD COMMENTS YOU GET...YEA THATS RITE TAKE UP YOUR TIME NOT SOMEONE ELSES WITH BAD COMMENTS...YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTING GO BACK TO SCHOOL YALL LITTLE KNOW IT ALLS (YOU THINK)!!! THINGS LIKE THIS OF COINSIDENTS HAPPENS AND WE JUST NEED TO NOTICE IT!!! MORE THINGS IN THE WOLRD ARE GOING TO REPEAT ITSELF TRUST ME JUST READ GENISIS ITS DOING IT ALL OVER AGIAN!!! SOO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING U LITTLE ANNOUNMOUS (HOW EVA U SPELL IT) PEOPLE AND NEXT TIME GIVE EVERYONE SOME PROOF BECAUSE I AINT GUNNA BELIEVE YA IF I AINT GOT NO PROOF!!!
PEACE
Contributed by   on 2008-06-28 23:37:07

ALRITE AGIAN 2 YOU THIS TIME JUAN HUNG...UHH NOO YOUR WRONG MARILYN MONROE WAS NOT DEAD BECAUSE KENNEDY WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER!!! GET IT STRAIGHT...DUH
Contributed by   on 2008-06-28 23:43:36

Lee Harvey Oswald did not run from a warehouse. He actually took the shot from a 3rd story level of a LIBRARY!!!
Anonymously contributed on 2008-07-10 14:47:34

isent life just a bowl of cherries.
Contributed by   on 2008-08-09 07:47:31

A \'Book DEPOSITORY\' is hardly a library. It\'s a warehouse.
Contributed by   on 2008-08-14 11:48:56

Kennedy and Lincoln were never actually killed. It was only their doppelgangers who were taken out. Isn\'t this fun?
Anonymously contributed on 2008-08-30 11:07:55

I HAVE BEEN STUDING THOSE TWO PRESIDENTS IN SCHOOL FOR A VERRY LONG TIME BUT NEVER HEARD THIS IT IS ABSULUTLY AMAZING I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT BUT IF IT IS THEN SOMEBODY BEEN STUDING A WHOLE LOT BUT IT IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Contributed by   on 2008-09-02 17:19:55

I just watched the grainy film of the shooting, this time it shows all of the cut out part , the part where the driver is seen turing around and shooting the President at point blank range.. after the shot to the back of the head..the driver and Lyndon Johnson were in on it..
Anonymously contributed on 2008-09-04 11:30:28

jfk was shot twice. oswald was on the fourth floor of the texas schoolbook depository.thanks to my smart dad i know all about it. this really makes me wonder, why this happened , and where the answers are to this mystory. whenever the story is told, they always say at least once, \'that\'s what they say\', or \'legend has it\'. i think that we all said something true and some things now known. i love usa!!!
Contributed by   on 2008-09-11 21:58:29

Everyone should know by now, Jackie killed John for messing around on him.

Husbands take note
Contributed by   on 2008-09-14 16:10:30

Some errors in the list:

Kennedy was not shot by one bullet. He was shot by two.

John Wilkes Booth was not exactly assassinated.

Kennedy could not have been with Monroe a week earlier.. she was dead and buried.

There may be other errors in the list
Contributed by   on 2009-06-07 21:39:46

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