Good Ole Boys go ice fishing
Billy and Tommy were two good ole boys who just loved to fish.
One day, they were sitting on the couch together, whittling and letting the shavings fall off the front porch,
when they overheard someone walking down the street talking about "Ahs Fishin up in Canader".
Well, they didn't know what an "Ahs fish" looked like, but they were willing to try anything once,
so they asked how they could get to this "Canader".
Well this "city fella" told them it was "up north" several hundred miles.
Next thing you know, Billy and Tommy are in the truck on their way to "Canader".
After they crossed the border, and saw the sign saying "Entering Canada" they stopped at the first bait shop they could find.
They asked for directions to the closest place they could do that there "Ahs fishin", and got directions.
Then they got some beer (naturally).
Then they asked if there was anything special they needed for "ahs fishin".
The shop owner informed them they would need an ice pick, so they got one.
About two hours later, Tommy was back at the shop and said,
"We're gone need anudder ten o'dem ahs picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't.
He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.
In about an hour, he was back, saying "We're gone need all th'ahs picks y'all got."
This really made the shop owner curious.
"By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"
"Not sa good," he said.
"We ain't even got the boat in the water yet."
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Takes a lifetime of practice to get the ahs fishin' down pat. Gotta be fast, gotta bring a Cushman box for all practical purposes, gotta practice all summer grabbin' 'squitas out of the air! Ahs fishin's serious business. Need hot cocoa in a thermos to keep the hands warm!
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on 2004-02-08 14:51:57
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